As children, I caught my bro singing “Take the Back Right Door” instead of “Paperback Writer.” What followed was relentless.

I mean, I would say change my mind, buy I’m just not that susceptible to lies.

Almost as disgusting as the pardon fest that’s on the way.

I can’t believe how shriveled your heart, party, god is. You’re so scared of difference? Or is it smug in your righteousness? Go, do your heteronormative dance, enjoy! But start laying down laws from the nazi playbook and I will never stop calling you what you are.