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Kristen Tool
@kristentool.bsky.social
Farmer, Nonprofit Director & Artist. Berkshire County, MA.

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Condemning a word they don’t even understand seems like a great use of their time representing all of us.
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
“I mean, it’s one banana Michael. What could it cost, $10?” Lucile Bluth level disconnect from this mother fucker, and way less entertaining.
November 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Rules for thee & not for me.
November 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Literally not what science means.
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
She’s obsessed with children’s genitalia, and loves to take photos of herself outside bathrooms. Those are red flags of pedophilia/ sexual predators.
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Announcement from MA Governor a few minutes ago:
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
She’s seen what’s in the Epstein files and is trying to reinvent herself to get some distance. Not falling for it, but love to watch her turn on her Qanon & MAGA pals!
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
There’s a loophole in the MacDonalds app where you can get Monopoly codes without making a purchase and win free food. The food is garbage but also will keep you alive if you have nothing else to eat- or hand it out to unhoused people! We do have power to shift this shit.
November 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MIKE.
November 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
So wait, he doesn’t want people dissing his hard working FBI agents (the same ones he keeps firing) and/ or his girlfriend now works for the FBI and the internet is being mean to her…and that’s a crime…? His story is a bit hard to follow. Also he’s a massive loser.
November 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The average SNAP allowance breaks down to $6 per person a day. Can’t stockpile nothing. Maybe Rep Higgins can share his favorite nutritional, filling recipes that cost less than $6 a day?
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Can we put a collar on him that zaps him for every lie, like a bark collar for dogs…?
October 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
‘Legacy’ is a funny word for whatever Kirk was doing.
October 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
‘And in case you didn’t know, along with my career as a soybean farmer I also had a career as a cherry picker so I am an expert on the subject and not at all out of touch.’
October 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Not worried at all! 😫
October 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Please, dear lord (or satan), take her.
October 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
A corrupt man people hate endorsing another corrupt man people hate as strategy to ‘slow momentum’ from a candidate who it genuine, honest, for-the-people seems pretty weak.
October 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Oops… he better hurry up and arrest himself!
October 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Destroying the public entrance of the People’s House to build a ballroom none of us will ever set foot in, while Federal employees haven’t been paid in a month and SNAP is cut for Thanksgiving. Far beyond ‘let them eat cake’ with this shit.
October 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
JD Vance definitely can not do a push up. Live bullets over the highway it is!
October 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Brought me so much joy hitting that ‘block’ button
October 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM