Kristen King
@kristenskoveking.bsky.social
😈 Professional bad influence
🧠 Brain changer
💁🏻♀️ F*cking delight
🎤 Karaoke queen
🏳️🌈 I put the bi in "bad b!tch"
🏳️⚧️ Ally/giver of free mom hugs
Get all the goods: linktr.ee/kristenskoveking
🧠 Brain changer
💁🏻♀️ F*cking delight
🎤 Karaoke queen
🏳️🌈 I put the bi in "bad b!tch"
🏳️⚧️ Ally/giver of free mom hugs
Get all the goods: linktr.ee/kristenskoveking
That time Emmett woke me at 3 a.m. to ask, “If you get caught, how long do you go to jail for?”
Me: Caught for WHAT???
3yo Emmett: JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION.
Me: 😳😳😳
Me: Caught for WHAT???
3yo Emmett: JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION.
Me: 😳😳😳
February 8, 2025 at 5:31 AM
That time Emmett woke me at 3 a.m. to ask, “If you get caught, how long do you go to jail for?”
Me: Caught for WHAT???
3yo Emmett: JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION.
Me: 😳😳😳
Me: Caught for WHAT???
3yo Emmett: JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION.
Me: 😳😳😳
Whoops. My bad.
February 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Whoops. My bad.
Co-working is great and all, but you haven't lived until you've tried co-wailing.
January 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Co-working is great and all, but you haven't lived until you've tried co-wailing.
That is, after all, the point.
January 30, 2025 at 6:36 AM
That is, after all, the point.
You deserved to be loved and protected by your parents the same way you love and protect your kids. You are changing your family’s legacy.
January 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
You deserved to be loved and protected by your parents the same way you love and protect your kids. You are changing your family’s legacy.
Is it getting hot in here or is it just Costco?
January 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Is it getting hot in here or is it just Costco?
This how we navigate the tension between staying well informed and staying sane. We’re on a long road, and this is a marathon not a sprint.
Making you too exhausted and burned out to fight back is exactly the game plan here. We MUST pace ourselves.
Focus.
Take care of yourself.
Rest.
Resist.
Making you too exhausted and burned out to fight back is exactly the game plan here. We MUST pace ourselves.
Focus.
Take care of yourself.
Rest.
Resist.
January 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
This how we navigate the tension between staying well informed and staying sane. We’re on a long road, and this is a marathon not a sprint.
Making you too exhausted and burned out to fight back is exactly the game plan here. We MUST pace ourselves.
Focus.
Take care of yourself.
Rest.
Resist.
Making you too exhausted and burned out to fight back is exactly the game plan here. We MUST pace ourselves.
Focus.
Take care of yourself.
Rest.
Resist.
It’s almost time! I’ll see you in 1 hour to help you create your F*ck Yeah Goals.
If you forgot to register ahead, I gotchu. Just show up. I’ll find a spot for you.
We start at 1 pm MT at Blue Earth Yoga, 201 W 6th Street in Leadville.
If you forgot to register ahead, I gotchu. Just show up. I’ll find a spot for you.
We start at 1 pm MT at Blue Earth Yoga, 201 W 6th Street in Leadville.
January 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It’s almost time! I’ll see you in 1 hour to help you create your F*ck Yeah Goals.
If you forgot to register ahead, I gotchu. Just show up. I’ll find a spot for you.
We start at 1 pm MT at Blue Earth Yoga, 201 W 6th Street in Leadville.
If you forgot to register ahead, I gotchu. Just show up. I’ll find a spot for you.
We start at 1 pm MT at Blue Earth Yoga, 201 W 6th Street in Leadville.
The idea that you can’t take a break or the whole world will fall apart is a lie.
It’s a weapon used to exhaust you and keep you quietly overwhelmed so you can’t agitate, oppose, or effect change.
Don’t fall for it.
Rest like your life depends on it.
Because it does.
It’s a weapon used to exhaust you and keep you quietly overwhelmed so you can’t agitate, oppose, or effect change.
Don’t fall for it.
Rest like your life depends on it.
Because it does.
January 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The idea that you can’t take a break or the whole world will fall apart is a lie.
It’s a weapon used to exhaust you and keep you quietly overwhelmed so you can’t agitate, oppose, or effect change.
Don’t fall for it.
Rest like your life depends on it.
Because it does.
It’s a weapon used to exhaust you and keep you quietly overwhelmed so you can’t agitate, oppose, or effect change.
Don’t fall for it.
Rest like your life depends on it.
Because it does.
Also recording artists, people who choose to change their name when they get married, people who get MDs/PhDs, anyone with a nickname, newly dedicated buildings and public spaces, arenas and stadiums, adopted pets…
Seems like it’s only a problem when it’s a trans person. 🤷🏻♀️
Seems like it’s only a problem when it’s a trans person. 🤷🏻♀️
January 26, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Also recording artists, people who choose to change their name when they get married, people who get MDs/PhDs, anyone with a nickname, newly dedicated buildings and public spaces, arenas and stadiums, adopted pets…
Seems like it’s only a problem when it’s a trans person. 🤷🏻♀️
Seems like it’s only a problem when it’s a trans person. 🤷🏻♀️
If you have big plans for 2025 and beyond, get yourself to tomorrow’s F*ck Yeah Goal-Setting Workshop at Blue Earth Yoga in Leadville, CO!
No matter your goals, I’m gonna help you get them crystal clear and make a “F*ck yeah!” plan for making sure they actually happen.
See you tomorrow at 1!
No matter your goals, I’m gonna help you get them crystal clear and make a “F*ck yeah!” plan for making sure they actually happen.
See you tomorrow at 1!
January 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
If you have big plans for 2025 and beyond, get yourself to tomorrow’s F*ck Yeah Goal-Setting Workshop at Blue Earth Yoga in Leadville, CO!
No matter your goals, I’m gonna help you get them crystal clear and make a “F*ck yeah!” plan for making sure they actually happen.
See you tomorrow at 1!
No matter your goals, I’m gonna help you get them crystal clear and make a “F*ck yeah!” plan for making sure they actually happen.
See you tomorrow at 1!
Pick your battles and pace yourself. It’s a long road.
January 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Pick your battles and pace yourself. It’s a long road.
Be radical, my friend.
January 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Be radical, my friend.
I always wonder how many bathrooms these folks have in their homes and how they decide who gets to use which one. 🤔
January 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I always wonder how many bathrooms these folks have in their homes and how they decide who gets to use which one. 🤔
I am in love with my hair today. That is all.
January 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I am in love with my hair today. That is all.
Don’t mind me, I’m just over here remembering how our old tuxedo kitty, Isabel, used to wake me between 2 and 3 am by LICKING MY EYELIDS. It was the stuff of nightmares. 😹
January 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Don’t mind me, I’m just over here remembering how our old tuxedo kitty, Isabel, used to wake me between 2 and 3 am by LICKING MY EYELIDS. It was the stuff of nightmares. 😹
Your thriving is a revolution. I know I’m repeating myself, and I’m gonna keep repeating it until you stop feeling guilty about taking care of yourself — especially in unimaginably tough times.
January 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Your thriving is a revolution. I know I’m repeating myself, and I’m gonna keep repeating it until you stop feeling guilty about taking care of yourself — especially in unimaginably tough times.
Well THAT is certainly very specific. 😝
January 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Well THAT is certainly very specific. 😝
One of the most important things you can do right now is take care of yourself. You're not sticking your head in the sand; you're gathering strength. Your thriving is part of the revolution.
January 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
One of the most important things you can do right now is take care of yourself. You're not sticking your head in the sand; you're gathering strength. Your thriving is part of the revolution.
What does this even MEAN? Are they Escher stairs? I need answers.
January 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
What does this even MEAN? Are they Escher stairs? I need answers.
My toxic trait is airdropping funny and inspiring memes to people in public places, especially airplanes, and seeing if I can get them to laugh out loud.
January 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
My toxic trait is airdropping funny and inspiring memes to people in public places, especially airplanes, and seeing if I can get them to laugh out loud.
Last night vs now. I’m so confused. #tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Last night vs now. I’m so confused. #tiktokban
Some days these socks provide a much-needed reminder. Today is one of those days. #parenting #twins #thisis13
January 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Some days these socks provide a much-needed reminder. Today is one of those days. #parenting #twins #thisis13