Kristen
@kristenrapp.bsky.social
star trek nerd, cat lady, sumo fan, houseplant lover, extremely slow knitter, sunscreen zealot, public transit enthusiast, freelance book reviewer, professional complainer (she/her)
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guess what y’all it’s that time again
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
guess what y’all it’s that time again
what the actual fuck
November 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
what the actual fuck
it’s true I am a one-issue voter and that issue is: who hates the NY Yankees the most
October 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
it’s true I am a one-issue voter and that issue is: who hates the NY Yankees the most
rolling up my pants so everyone can see my (early) voting socks (which I think are from @sockdreams.bsky.social )
October 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
rolling up my pants so everyone can see my (early) voting socks (which I think are from @sockdreams.bsky.social )
reader I did manage to justify it
October 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
reader I did manage to justify it
I know the NYPost has much larger problems than this but the fact a newspaper doesn’t know how/when to use hyphens for age is grim to me
October 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I know the NYPost has much larger problems than this but the fact a newspaper doesn’t know how/when to use hyphens for age is grim to me
can someone at @thecity.nyc or @nygroove.nyc or @gothamist.com do an explainer on how the fuck I’m supposed to get rid of a busted TV?? “bring it to…” is fine for phones and laptops but a 43” TV?
September 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
can someone at @thecity.nyc or @nygroove.nyc or @gothamist.com do an explainer on how the fuck I’m supposed to get rid of a busted TV?? “bring it to…” is fine for phones and laptops but a 43” TV?
and with the end of this sumo tournament I once again have to stop myself from telling people “well actually that’s a macaron not a macaroon”
September 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
and with the end of this sumo tournament I once again have to stop myself from telling people “well actually that’s a macaron not a macaroon”
unhinged behavior!!! I actually might miss this
September 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
unhinged behavior!!! I actually might miss this
yes thank you Tim Apple I absolutely DO want to make a photo of Ed Grimley the background of my texts with my husband
September 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
yes thank you Tim Apple I absolutely DO want to make a photo of Ed Grimley the background of my texts with my husband
FreshDirect really out here bringing the lockdown-era grocery ordering nostalgia
September 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
FreshDirect really out here bringing the lockdown-era grocery ordering nostalgia
i can’t decide which is funniest, the typo itself or the fact this is for a school where tuition is $65k a year
September 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i can’t decide which is funniest, the typo itself or the fact this is for a school where tuition is $65k a year
obsessed with this absolute queen in the sumo audience
September 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
obsessed with this absolute queen in the sumo audience
it’s almost sumo time and you know what that means
September 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
it’s almost sumo time and you know what that means
got this on repeat but shaking my head occasionally so the fbi agent watching me knows I don’t approve
September 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
got this on repeat but shaking my head occasionally so the fbi agent watching me knows I don’t approve
excellent work Spotify no notes
August 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
excellent work Spotify no notes
do words even have meanings anymore
August 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
do words even have meanings anymore
hey uhhh what the fuck is this
August 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
hey uhhh what the fuck is this
