This week I am attempting the introvert high wire — 2 events on successive nights. Let’s see how it goes.

One thing about me is I am going to rewatch The Net.

People who stand directly in front of or behind you when it’s not a queuing situation give me the creeps.

I had a tune stuck in my head. I couldn’t figure out what it was. I thought maybe it was from an old video game. Nope. It was the theme from Wait Wait…Don’t Tell Me! Thanks, NPR and WBEZ Chicago.

I’ve spent the last 5 months writing my dissertation for grad school. Today I that thing put to bed, my first full-length play.

I think the BT Tower should have directional signs to help me navigate. Just a NSEW on the appropriate sides is all I need.

My housemate told me this morning that I need to get a girlfriend. Well, he said I’m going to WhatsApp you this link to a lesbian game night which is basically the same thing.

I love public transit. I just got off the Elizabeth Line and saw a person dressed as a park ranger carrying a stuffed Bluey larger than an average human torso.

If you think Andy or Tom were the best part of Parks and Recreation, I don’t know how to talk to you.

I’m 40 years old and it still feels weird when my mum doesn’t know I’ve gotten a haircut.

I think I’ve forgotten how to write this stuff. Too busy writing plays and stuff.