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Trash Bandicoot
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We know Nazis like to drive around in @uhaul.bsky.social 's trucks. But did you know you can buy a car boot on Amazon for under $100?
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February 8, 2025 at 10:15 AM
It's time to Make Nazis Afraid Again...
February 8, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Sasha sez:
"My favorite Elon Musk album is Vulgar Display of Power"
January 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
RFK JR is closer to a Metal Gear Solid Villian than he is a real person.
January 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
@jackboxgames.com I don't care that I'm one of only 12 people asking you gotta do it.
January 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The @jamesgunn.bsky.social #Superman trailer is fire. Haters gonna hate, but you can't deny that's some great dog acting.
December 20, 2024 at 1:00 AM
@HunterBiden > @JoeBiden
December 11, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Don't get it twisted, our boy Luigi loves Palastine. He was only eating at a McDonald's because it was the last place they would look for him.
#luigimangione
December 9, 2024 at 11:31 PM
#jdvance understood the assignment.
August 5, 2024 at 10:34 AM
This whole assassination attempt looked kind of suspicious. I should have known it was a government conspiracy to break up Tenacious D. They were simply too powerful.
July 16, 2024 at 6:26 PM
The #SupremeCourt is a joke. RBG is spinnin'.
July 2, 2024 at 10:41 AM
i'm trying to start beef w/ the local taekwondo consortium.
#kungfu
June 21, 2024 at 11:38 AM
Life's a seat, have a bench.
June 13, 2024 at 7:37 AM
A lot of people don't like using public restrooms. I'm the opposite. I use them exclusively. I'm not doing that gross stuff in my own house. That toilet is just for show.

#notinmyhouse
June 12, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Shit is getting serious.
June 9, 2024 at 2:57 AM
follow me for more life hacks
June 7, 2024 at 11:37 AM
I'm almost 40, and the closest thing I have to a savings account is a mason jar I put my roaches in.
June 5, 2024 at 7:35 AM