My mouth hasn’t been this sore since a group of teenagers beat the shit out of me about a year and a half ago. I only sucked three dic*s this weekend but holy shit y’all they were hugeeee. I’m not usually a gager but one was so far down my throat I gagged and puked all over lol

Uhhh… bingo?

Just sucked some like 70 year old guys cock dry in the Home Depot bathroom… he said his wife hasn’t pleasured him like that in 40 years lololol

Hooking up with a guy when you haven’t seen a dick pic yet is soo fun. It’s like opening a present. How big? Shaved? Balls? Cut? Like I have no idea what’s about to go in my mouth and/or ass. Wrap that thing up in wrapping paper! 😂

“If sucking d*ck was an Olympic sport, you’d be Michael Phelps and Simone Biles combined into one” - my bestie

Well… she’s not wrong 🤷🏻‍♀️

I will never stop having the biggest crush on Girl Meets World Sabrina 😘😘😘
#Sabrina #SabrinaCarpenter #Girlmeetsworld #espresso

HT: I don’t mind a small co*k but you better be ready to have your balls sucked off too. Like sorry, the hot dog isn’t filling enough, I need fries and a drink too
#hottake #sex #sexual #sluttyprobs #slut

At least half of these I’ve done just in the last month or so 🤷🏻‍♀️

So heyy bluesky! I’m krissy! I just joined this looking to meet some fun and cool people and get actual news and stuff that’s really happening in the world. So yeah, follow me if you want some fun content mostly about fashion, cats, sex, funny stories, and kissy face mirror selfies!

Not sure which is higher:
1)number of selfies ive taken at Walmart
2) number of random guys ive hooked up with at Walmart

Ok yea it’s def 2… by a lot 🤷🏻‍♀️