My children no longer check on me when they hear me shouting, "What the actual hell? That is not how that works! That is not how any of this works!" They only remind me later that I chose this life, and I willingly read the things that make stuff like this drive me crazy.

This rant brought to you by a PhD student constructing a class proposal who watched a lecture recorded in 2015 that made her look like an insane person yelling at empty space in her kitchen because she was listening to the lecture through her earbuds.

Mildred Rutherford should not be believed! In my version of heaven, I get to shake that woman until her tiny brain rattles around in her skull like the last peanut in the jar.

If corporations had to pay, maybe they would use their immense lobbying power to push for affordable housing, child care, and medicine so that their employees could actually afford to live on what they are being paid.

Why don't we demand that corporations pay a living wage or pay for the social services required by their employees to make up the difference? Those applying for assistance list their employers, and those employers should foot the bill not taxpayers.

Corporations are subsidized when they create an environment where taxpayers pay for a portion of their employees' compensation package through welfare. This double dipping means that we, the consumers, are putting money in executives' pockets and paying their employees through welfare subsidies.