Kris Klein
@krisklein.bsky.social
Arcadian Dinosaur Pop Star 🦖🌸💀🎶🏳️⚧️
Singer/songwriter
Stream my songs and lemme make you dance 🪩💃
Singer/songwriter
Stream my songs and lemme make you dance 🪩💃
Work trip to VT calls for cute girly bubble bath time 🧼
January 3, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Work trip to VT calls for cute girly bubble bath time 🧼
Also got to spend NYE w some of the faves 🥰
January 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Also got to spend NYE w some of the faves 🥰
The OG “is your p*ssy green?”
January 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The OG “is your p*ssy green?”
Someone call Andy Cohen
December 18, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Someone call Andy Cohen
Things I want for Xmas:
December 18, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Things I want for Xmas:
This is a case for the FBI. Bestie quoted my hot body pic to promote my music then deleted it. This was him years ago in his pre-hunk era. Also known as the mime who recently assaulted me with a burp to the face. Betrayal. Fake friendship. Performative activism. If anyone knows this man be wary.
December 15, 2024 at 11:48 AM
This is a case for the FBI. Bestie quoted my hot body pic to promote my music then deleted it. This was him years ago in his pre-hunk era. Also known as the mime who recently assaulted me with a burp to the face. Betrayal. Fake friendship. Performative activism. If anyone knows this man be wary.
Survived my hangover I’m so strong
December 14, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Survived my hangover I’m so strong
when does one start feelin sexy and free like Jessie J again
December 14, 2024 at 4:04 AM
when does one start feelin sexy and free like Jessie J again
Gonna go attempt to socialize at my local hometown dive wish me luck divas
December 14, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Gonna go attempt to socialize at my local hometown dive wish me luck divas
Princess Zelda after her dog stepped on a bee
December 14, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Princess Zelda after her dog stepped on a bee
when u sittin pretty but then see goody proctor with the devil
December 13, 2024 at 8:41 PM
when u sittin pretty but then see goody proctor with the devil
y’all will never know my gov name
December 13, 2024 at 6:28 PM
y’all will never know my gov name
so sweet then I get a little angry yea
December 13, 2024 at 5:59 PM
so sweet then I get a little angry yea
tryna get back to this 💕
December 13, 2024 at 8:56 AM
tryna get back to this 💕
really taking all of my strength to not go dark mode again
December 12, 2024 at 11:27 PM
really taking all of my strength to not go dark mode again
laptop after downloading uploading and transferring huge fucking files at work all day
December 12, 2024 at 10:38 PM
laptop after downloading uploading and transferring huge fucking files at work all day
Dad tryna be inspirational I’m just tryna watch the crown
December 12, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Dad tryna be inspirational I’m just tryna watch the crown
I been up all night, tryna get that rich
December 11, 2024 at 3:57 AM
I been up all night, tryna get that rich