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When Mister Milchick pops up in the new Mission Impossible and immediately backs Ethan Hunt’s plan, that is peak cinema.
May 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
When Mister Milchick pops up in the new Mission Impossible and immediately backs Ethan Hunt’s plan, that is peak cinema.
Putting aside the spilling of secrets, that has to be the dumbest group chat ever. Imagine the stupidity and absolute dullness coming off of everyone in that group chat. I’d definitely bomb Yemen as an excuse to exit that shit.
I’m saying these people are dumb stupid fucks.
I’m saying these people are dumb stupid fucks.
March 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Putting aside the spilling of secrets, that has to be the dumbest group chat ever. Imagine the stupidity and absolute dullness coming off of everyone in that group chat. I’d definitely bomb Yemen as an excuse to exit that shit.
I’m saying these people are dumb stupid fucks.
I’m saying these people are dumb stupid fucks.
Dr. Vinny Boombatz for HHS Secretary.
February 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Dr. Vinny Boombatz for HHS Secretary.
Can’t wait for Captain Trips to come around again and kill us all. You voted for this, a-holes! Thanks a lot! (Sarcasm)
February 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Can’t wait for Captain Trips to come around again and kill us all. You voted for this, a-holes! Thanks a lot! (Sarcasm)
Fuck Neil Gaiman, that horrible horrible man.
January 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Fuck Neil Gaiman, that horrible horrible man.
Nikki Glaser was pretty great in that monologue, I have to give her that. I’m happily surprised at how much I enjoyed it. #GoldenGlobes
January 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Nikki Glaser was pretty great in that monologue, I have to give her that. I’m happily surprised at how much I enjoyed it. #GoldenGlobes
Is Snoopy still abandoned in the vestibule?
November 29, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Is Snoopy still abandoned in the vestibule?
Wheelchair Jimmy continuing to be a punk.
November 26, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Wheelchair Jimmy continuing to be a punk.
If you told me that the Ghost of Johnny Carson has been actively trying to kill Jay Leno for the past 2 years then I would definitely believe you.
November 22, 2024 at 6:50 PM
If you told me that the Ghost of Johnny Carson has been actively trying to kill Jay Leno for the past 2 years then I would definitely believe you.
Jay Leno for Attorney General!
November 22, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Jay Leno for Attorney General!
When does Dr. Vinnie Boombatz join the administration?
November 20, 2024 at 9:28 PM
When does Dr. Vinnie Boombatz join the administration?
Anyone who bends the knee and kisses the ring of this asshole is on my shit list. You are in several ways worse than this fuckwad of an administration because you are spineless coward scum heels who make a jellyfish look like John Wick and you should know better, you Vichy bastard fucks.
November 20, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Anyone who bends the knee and kisses the ring of this asshole is on my shit list. You are in several ways worse than this fuckwad of an administration because you are spineless coward scum heels who make a jellyfish look like John Wick and you should know better, you Vichy bastard fucks.
I keep waiting for Trump to appoint me as Secretary of Everyone in This Administration Should Go Fuck Yourselves, You Are Walking Garbage Scum, You Racist Murdering Rapist Fucks, Fuck Off Into The Sun, You Do Not Deserve A Second Of Peace.
It will be a short appointment.
It will be a short appointment.
November 19, 2024 at 9:57 PM
I keep waiting for Trump to appoint me as Secretary of Everyone in This Administration Should Go Fuck Yourselves, You Are Walking Garbage Scum, You Racist Murdering Rapist Fucks, Fuck Off Into The Sun, You Do Not Deserve A Second Of Peace.
It will be a short appointment.
It will be a short appointment.
And while I’m here, Nancy Mace is walking scum and none of these people should ever get a minute’s peace for the rest of their lives.
November 19, 2024 at 9:01 PM
And while I’m here, Nancy Mace is walking scum and none of these people should ever get a minute’s peace for the rest of their lives.
Gaetz using his adopted son Nestor’s PayPal account to pay for the sexual assaults on those underage girls is the late Act 3 surprise that no one asked for.
Because no one asked for any of this.
Because no one asked for any of this.
November 19, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Gaetz using his adopted son Nestor’s PayPal account to pay for the sexual assaults on those underage girls is the late Act 3 surprise that no one asked for.
Because no one asked for any of this.
Because no one asked for any of this.
Well, a former member of the Real World is part of his Cabinet. And that former member of the Real World is one of the most hateful people I’ve ever had the displeasure of hearing spew bile on a consistent basis. And then there’s his wife. Who was also on the Real World & just as hateful as he is.
November 19, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Well, a former member of the Real World is part of his Cabinet. And that former member of the Real World is one of the most hateful people I’ve ever had the displeasure of hearing spew bile on a consistent basis. And then there’s his wife. Who was also on the Real World & just as hateful as he is.
Paul Rudd has no choice at this point but to be a presenter at the Oscars and play that clip instead of a clip from Conclave.
November 15, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Paul Rudd has no choice at this point but to be a presenter at the Oscars and play that clip instead of a clip from Conclave.
This Conan news makes me quite happy? I don’t know, I been with the guy from the beginning and he deserves all the good things, considering how he was treated by a certain Network.
November 15, 2024 at 5:04 PM
This Conan news makes me quite happy? I don’t know, I been with the guy from the beginning and he deserves all the good things, considering how he was treated by a certain Network.
Not content with killing merely thousands of us last time, this fuckhead wants to take all of us down in his next go around. Go with God, everyone.
November 15, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Not content with killing merely thousands of us last time, this fuckhead wants to take all of us down in his next go around. Go with God, everyone.
Guys, I’m starting to think that Donald Trump isn’t a very nice guy.
November 14, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Guys, I’m starting to think that Donald Trump isn’t a very nice guy.
I’d say irony is dead but The Onion just bought Infowars.
November 14, 2024 at 5:22 PM
I’d say irony is dead but The Onion just bought Infowars.
Somewhere Rudy is kicking himself for only fucking his cousin and not a bunch of minor children.
November 14, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Somewhere Rudy is kicking himself for only fucking his cousin and not a bunch of minor children.
Maybe the real Stillson Baby was the America we made along the way.
November 12, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Maybe the real Stillson Baby was the America we made along the way.
I don’t know. I’m on here now I guess.
November 11, 2024 at 10:42 PM
I don’t know. I’m on here now I guess.