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Kris
@krisjay.bsky.social
Turn ons:
ANTIFA

Turn offs:
Facism
@armenianabs.bsky.social Thinking of you.
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
What about this succulent bastard.
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Hellva crew you got there. 😍

Processed some chilies yesterday as a little gift for the Thanksgiving Day guests.
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
That is fucking rich.
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The Three Horsemen of Vaginal Dryness
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Amanita muscaria. Saw some of these last week.
November 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Chauncey Billups showing up to the next poker game.
October 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Nazi loses a tooth as well.
October 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Same.
October 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Tim will find our city quite inhospitable if he travels outside of the ICE facility. We don’t take kindly to Russian assets. Ask Andy Ngo.
October 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Maggie. Not my dog. I was terrified of her and I love dogs.
October 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
@sylvesterskycat.bsky.social

I am dedicated to my mission.
October 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I’m ready!
October 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Cedar wax wing!
October 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The ICE-hole facility is located on the south waterfront which sounds chic but there isn’t a lot going on down there. Protesters are hanging out on the streets surrounding the facility. That’s it. That is where ALL of the activity is centralized. It’s a joke.
October 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Rocco agrees with this plan.
October 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
A bike ride thru war ravaged Portland, OR.
October 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
You know how I know it’s true?
October 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
War torn.
October 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Careful ANTIFA, Ken Paxton always has at least one eye on you.
October 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I was barely able to take this picture there was so much gun fire.
October 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
You know how I know these guys are bullshit and not actual federal agents? Tactical Air Jordans.
October 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Not even joking. This is the nectar of the Gods.
October 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
All of Oregon is an unlivable hellscape right now.
September 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
No notes.
September 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM