wedding rings inscribed with "This is a set ✨ DO NOT SEPARATE"

sure, brain surgery is hard but have you ever peeled the sticker off a pear without removing any of the skin with it?

i still get Followers and Following mixed up when i look at people's profiles and my radical idea to help distinguish them is: put the Following number after the word instead of before it

quite surprised at how long cats have let us call their group of babies the same thing we call trash and their bathroom

does anyone know why hold music just suddenly gets louder or softer sometimes? 🔉🔊🔉🔊🔉 is it trying to get a better grip?

"place" sounds so expansive and pleasant compared to "room." idk why we didn't keep that going after naming the fireplace. I'm gonna start calling it the showerplace 🚿

golf is archery for people who like to look at their feet

i still hear Bluesky as rhyming with brewski and i don't even drink

several years ago i made a "mental health" private ig acct where i post stories just for myself, like a diary. it's been amazing. i can quickly post my worries or wins, and review the archive to see progress & empathize with my past selves. no extra app, no storage worries. highly recommended.

who needs a dom when you can just age and get muscle cramps

I'd like to do a long (10+ day) silent meditation retreat that's made for night owls. are there ones with schedules where you wake up every day at 9 or 10am (or later!) instead of 4 or 5am? 🦉