KrisBjornsen
@krisbjornsen.bsky.social
Just a dude online. Existing. With a misconfigured sense of humor.
This is where I come to shout nonsense into the void.
This is where I come to shout nonsense into the void.
I am not a complete idiot all the time. Just most of an idiot most of the time.
November 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I am not a complete idiot all the time. Just most of an idiot most of the time.
You ever get mad when you realize you are starting the last chapter of the book?
October 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
You ever get mad when you realize you are starting the last chapter of the book?
Wife:"Why not put your laptop bag on the stool in the corner?"
Me:"Because it can't fall off of the floor."
Me:"Because it can't fall off of the floor."
October 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Wife:"Why not put your laptop bag on the stool in the corner?"
Me:"Because it can't fall off of the floor."
Me:"Because it can't fall off of the floor."
The geographical center of Vietnam is in Laos, and the geographical center of Laos is in Thailand
August 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The geographical center of Vietnam is in Laos, and the geographical center of Laos is in Thailand
The "It's a photoshop"-brand family is proud to announce a new product line: "It's AI"! Still served with the same great "I can tell by the pixels" flavor.
August 10, 2025 at 9:48 AM
The "It's a photoshop"-brand family is proud to announce a new product line: "It's AI"! Still served with the same great "I can tell by the pixels" flavor.
Making a PB&J with the heels of the loaf is the inverse of an Uncrustable. Oops, All Crust!
July 20, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Making a PB&J with the heels of the loaf is the inverse of an Uncrustable. Oops, All Crust!
July 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The day doesn't end at midnight. The day ends and the new day begins at about 3:30 AM. 2 AM is still yesterday.
March 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The day doesn't end at midnight. The day ends and the new day begins at about 3:30 AM. 2 AM is still yesterday.
There is no war in Ba Sing Se.
March 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
There is no war in Ba Sing Se.
While you are out there, ticking boxes, I'll be over here, boxing ticks.
March 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
While you are out there, ticking boxes, I'll be over here, boxing ticks.
I love how, to an ambulance driver, the world isn't made up of roads. It's made of paths that take more or less time and are varying degrees of bumpy.
February 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I love how, to an ambulance driver, the world isn't made up of roads. It's made of paths that take more or less time and are varying degrees of bumpy.
Text messages need to be schedulable. If I have a thought at 2 in the morning, I should be able to go 'Here's the message, but don't send it til a reasonable hour when humans are actually awake.' I don't want to wake you up with my random thoughts, but I'd love a response when we are both rational.
January 31, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Text messages need to be schedulable. If I have a thought at 2 in the morning, I should be able to go 'Here's the message, but don't send it til a reasonable hour when humans are actually awake.' I don't want to wake you up with my random thoughts, but I'd love a response when we are both rational.
My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be okay.
January 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be okay.
Two words for your next storyline;
Monster farts.
Monster farts.
January 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Two words for your next storyline;
Monster farts.
Monster farts.