Kris Beloni
krisbeloni.bsky.social
Kris Beloni
@krisbeloni.bsky.social
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this nerd.
Aerialist (lyra, trapeze), character actor and heel, model, nerdlesque
Collaborating in Austin, TX
Pinned
Resource: I teach a free emergency bleeding trauma intervention course called Stop the Bleed through my work, my union, and/or can refer you to classes from Street Medics of Austin, a wonderful non-profit. The class is for everyone and especially for communities experiencing increased violence.
Do the thing: show up and give time, blood, sweat, tears, and pay it forward.
Protest training session held in Austin
YouTube video by KVUE
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June 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Happy #Daddy Day!
June 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Austin first responders need your help. A new program will train and certify volunteers in fire safety, search and rescue, disaster medical ops, shelter management, team organization and disaster preparedness. Registration for training courses are open now.
New program could give Austin’s 1st responders more help during emergencies
The public can now sign up to train in various fields of emergency preparedness and response, thanks to new classes offered by the city of Austin’s Office of Homeland Security and Emergency M…
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June 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
#Midsommar celebration with wonderful friends like @anne-fibian.bsky.social as documented by the brilliant @zojaexotica.bsky.social #photoshoot
May 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
It's a bear market, y'all. #midsommar
May 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Why, face, do you betray me so?
April 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Bed head.
March 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Repent!
Tickets for @houseofdeviance.bsky.social Subversive Easter Sunday show are officially live, and we have a 24 hour flash sale starting at midnight in honor of St Patty’s Day!

Tickets: www.tickettailor.com/events/house...

#austinburlesque #austinpole #austinvarietyshow
March 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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March 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Choose your fighter.
March 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Y'all missed out if you weren't in the splash zone this last @bonerbizzare with @m00nlightttttt.bsky.social , @thefirsttheydy.bsky.social , @sassysquatch69.bsky.social regicide, and CEOcide.
February 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Happy Valentines Day! Love, Captain Kirk 🚀 and Spock 🖖

As you can see, @krisbeloni.bsky.social and I really had a BLAST making this performance last summer. 😎😁 #startrek #captainkirk #spock #trekkies #burlesque #cosplay #valentinesday #fantasy #lgbtq #gay #gayfantasy #gaystartrek #startrektos
February 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Butts. Blood. Bills. I'm ready for Boner Bizarre this Bday. See y'all tonight.
February 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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See y’all TONIGHT !
February 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
#bts and between shots with the wonderful @msgorgeousgeorge.bsky.social and @opticonslaught for @dirtysouthernqueers
February 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Next Monday! See you at the doors 💪😤💪
Behind the scenes crew has been dropped - did you get your LoveSpell tickets yet??

CanDeStroy Movement Presents: LoveSpell www.eventbrite.com/e/candestroy...
February 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
"Lean on me, when your Spock is long, and I'll be your Captain, until I cry Kaaaaaaaahhhhhnn!"
Cue the song “Lean On Me” as Spock lands into his secret love interest Captain Kirk. 😎🚀 I had so much fun making this piece with @krisbeloni.bsky.social last year! 🤗 #burlesque #manlesque #gay #gaycute #startrek #sogay #lgbtq #lgbt #gaystartrek #queer #longlegs #loveislove #livelongandprosper #spock
February 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Resource: I teach a free emergency bleeding trauma intervention course called Stop the Bleed through my work, my union, and/or can refer you to classes from Street Medics of Austin, a wonderful non-profit. The class is for everyone and especially for communities experiencing increased violence.
February 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Thicc thighs carry the resistance. 4x4 215#
February 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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The next Boner Bizarre is Valentines Day and it’s a tribute to Dario Argento !

Tickets: darioargento.eventbrite.com
January 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
(full screen, trust me 🍑) Getting ready for a Boner Bizarre photoshoot for Erika's solo debut! And laundry 🤣
January 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Censorship test with some of my favorite pre-burlesque self-shot nerd boudoir photos.
January 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
My butt has migrated. Coming in thicc.
January 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM