Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩
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a refugee from the 20th century, struggling to navigate these challenging times
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The British public think Brexit was a disaster -by a margin of 56 to 31% -With figures lime thst, Jacob Rhys Mog will have trouble trying to drum up enthusiasm for this dead duck
#btexit #jacobrhysmog
#btexit #jacobrhysmog
December 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The British public think Brexit was a disaster -by a margin of 56 to 31% -With figures lime thst, Jacob Rhys Mog will have trouble trying to drum up enthusiasm for this dead duck
#btexit #jacobrhysmog
#btexit #jacobrhysmog
Just like in the fairytale, Grandma Trump will probably turn on this enabler too at some point. Will she know when it's time to bail?
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Just like in the fairytale, Grandma Trump will probably turn on this enabler too at some point. Will she know when it's time to bail?
Delegates were united in their response To trump's proclamation -Nobody had a fucking clue what it was about
December 8, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Delegates were united in their response To trump's proclamation -Nobody had a fucking clue what it was about
Fiddler Farage is under investigation for election campaign fraud. I'm sure he'll change his tune to " Poor Me 🎵" (a pathos drenched ballad that he does very well)
#nigelfarage #reformuk
#nigelfarage #reformuk
December 8, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Fiddler Farage is under investigation for election campaign fraud. I'm sure he'll change his tune to " Poor Me 🎵" (a pathos drenched ballad that he does very well)
#nigelfarage #reformuk
#nigelfarage #reformuk
The beginning and middle aren't much to write home about either...
December 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The beginning and middle aren't much to write home about either...
After a lifetime of abuse, Trump's body finally threw in the towel. Its a miracle he got this far
December 3, 2025 at 7:40 AM
After a lifetime of abuse, Trump's body finally threw in the towel. Its a miracle he got this far
At first it was amusing, now its disturbing
December 2, 2025 at 12:10 PM
At first it was amusing, now its disturbing
To truly appreciate the malevolence that is MAGA, you have to be on the receiving end of it -and Marjorie just got a crash course!
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
To truly appreciate the malevolence that is MAGA, you have to be on the receiving end of it -and Marjorie just got a crash course!
The quality of Trump's back n forth with journalists gets better every day
December 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The quality of Trump's back n forth with journalists gets better every day
Its axiomatic that the markets hate uncertainty -so why does Trump do his level best to inject as much as he can into the US economy?
November 30, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Its axiomatic that the markets hate uncertainty -so why does Trump do his level best to inject as much as he can into the US economy?
If retail is the engine of the mighty US economy, then the car just broke down! Thanksgiving retail activity is down 6% from a pre-pandemic high in 2019
November 30, 2025 at 8:14 AM
If retail is the engine of the mighty US economy, then the car just broke down! Thanksgiving retail activity is down 6% from a pre-pandemic high in 2019
Joseph Stalin said "Quantity has a quality all of its own". This maxim is still very much in evidence in Russia's Ukraine war
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Joseph Stalin said "Quantity has a quality all of its own". This maxim is still very much in evidence in Russia's Ukraine war
JD Vance's close association with Trump is killing his poll numbers for 2028. How is he going to put the sparkle back into his campaign?
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
JD Vance's close association with Trump is killing his poll numbers for 2028. How is he going to put the sparkle back into his campaign?
Little Caesar
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Little Caesar
Rebuilding Gaza $75bn. American taxpayers bankrolled the destruction, now they'll bankroll the reconstruction!
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Rebuilding Gaza $75bn. American taxpayers bankrolled the destruction, now they'll bankroll the reconstruction!
Everybody knows, the covefe guys get fucked when they've outlived their usefulness. The Tump regime is like a low rent 'Logans Run'
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Everybody knows, the covefe guys get fucked when they've outlived their usefulness. The Tump regime is like a low rent 'Logans Run'
Maybe Marjory left the safey of the MAGA nest too early -its a jungle out there!
#marjorytaylorgreen #maga #trump #epstein
#marjorytaylorgreen #maga #trump #epstein
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Maybe Marjory left the safey of the MAGA nest too early -its a jungle out there!
#marjorytaylorgreen #maga #trump #epstein
#marjorytaylorgreen #maga #trump #epstein
The little twat grew into a big twat
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The little twat grew into a big twat
In the MAGAS Hall of Mirrors, nothing is quite as it seems -Marje's departure is really the launch of her 2028 campaign
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
In the MAGAS Hall of Mirrors, nothing is quite as it seems -Marje's departure is really the launch of her 2028 campaign
I imagine this kind of dialogue
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I imagine this kind of dialogue
Not content with just an East Wing makeover, Donald is now focussing on the West Wing:
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Not content with just an East Wing makeover, Donald is now focussing on the West Wing:
WH press briefings have changed a fair bit over the years.....
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 AM
WH press briefings have changed a fair bit over the years.....
What does a prez do when his second term poll numbers are the worst EVER? Simple! -he lies, and says they are the best ever. Anythings possible in Trumpland
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
What does a prez do when his second term poll numbers are the worst EVER? Simple! -he lies, and says they are the best ever. Anythings possible in Trumpland