Kris Speroski
@kris-speroski.bsky.social
Muy gay, she/they
Current reads: Bad Feminist by Roxane Gay
Current reads: Bad Feminist by Roxane Gay
"My mother had this saying, *insert very common phrase that is decades or centuries old*"
~people before the internet probably
~people before the internet probably
April 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
"My mother had this saying, *insert very common phrase that is decades or centuries old*"
~people before the internet probably
~people before the internet probably
Accidentally threatened a CEO in the work group chat. 1/3
March 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Accidentally threatened a CEO in the work group chat. 1/3
I'd like to travel to Norway, but there's nor-way I can a-fjord it.
March 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I'd like to travel to Norway, but there's nor-way I can a-fjord it.
Called a vet today to set up an appointment for Jasper's vaccines. She asked is age (8) and said, "OK, a senior wellness check-up."
EXCUUUUUSE ME?! There is no way this baby puppy is a senior already!!! 😭
EXCUUUUUSE ME?! There is no way this baby puppy is a senior already!!! 😭
March 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Called a vet today to set up an appointment for Jasper's vaccines. She asked is age (8) and said, "OK, a senior wellness check-up."
EXCUUUUUSE ME?! There is no way this baby puppy is a senior already!!! 😭
EXCUUUUUSE ME?! There is no way this baby puppy is a senior already!!! 😭
Me: Babe, you're my calculator.
Katie: You push my buttons?
Me: Because I count on you, dammit.
Katie: You push my buttons?
Me: Because I count on you, dammit.
March 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Me: Babe, you're my calculator.
Katie: You push my buttons?
Me: Because I count on you, dammit.
Katie: You push my buttons?
Me: Because I count on you, dammit.
"The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page."
February 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
"The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page."
Billy Joel: This song is about a man playing the piano.
Harmonica Man: MOVE BITCH!
Harmonica Man: MOVE BITCH!
February 12, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Billy Joel: This song is about a man playing the piano.
Harmonica Man: MOVE BITCH!
Harmonica Man: MOVE BITCH!
Join us on March 13th for Big Fat Quiz, a game show highlighting all the big events of 2024! I'll be playing, but there's a chance you could be too!
showroom.zootownarts.org/event/big-fa...
showroom.zootownarts.org/event/big-fa...
February 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Join us on March 13th for Big Fat Quiz, a game show highlighting all the big events of 2024! I'll be playing, but there's a chance you could be too!
showroom.zootownarts.org/event/big-fa...
showroom.zootownarts.org/event/big-fa...
Reposted by Kris Speroski
I've seen 3 separate ads from different countries today offering citizenship for Americans. Is this a sign?
February 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I've seen 3 separate ads from different countries today offering citizenship for Americans. Is this a sign?
Yeah, because TikTok was the data breach we needed to be concerned about. 😟
February 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Yeah, because TikTok was the data breach we needed to be concerned about. 😟
YES!!! I got invited to do a group interview for the Master's in Clinical Mental Health Counseling at the UM!!!
February 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
YES!!! I got invited to do a group interview for the Master's in Clinical Mental Health Counseling at the UM!!!
If you are 20 years old or older, you really are older than King Tut.
I'm proud of you.
I'm proud of you.
February 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
If you are 20 years old or older, you really are older than King Tut.
I'm proud of you.
I'm proud of you.
What's the strangest (intentionally edible) thing your pet likes to eat? I was surprised that Jasper likes to eat roasted seaweed.
February 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
What's the strangest (intentionally edible) thing your pet likes to eat? I was surprised that Jasper likes to eat roasted seaweed.
Mafia or insurance? You pay them for protection (because they forced you to), but as soon as you need them they'll either find every excuse not to protect you, or they'll increase your rates because now you're a risk to their business.
February 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Mafia or insurance? You pay them for protection (because they forced you to), but as soon as you need them they'll either find every excuse not to protect you, or they'll increase your rates because now you're a risk to their business.
It's an incredible line-up! Hope to see you there!
January 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It's an incredible line-up! Hope to see you there!
When my kitchen is clean, I feel like I can conquer the world. All the dishes are done? Let's go write a novel.
January 3, 2025 at 6:22 AM
When my kitchen is clean, I feel like I can conquer the world. All the dishes are done? Let's go write a novel.
Me: I hate when people (insert annoying behavior)
Katie: But you do the same thing!
Listen, no one hates me more than me.
Katie: But you do the same thing!
Listen, no one hates me more than me.
December 24, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Me: I hate when people (insert annoying behavior)
Katie: But you do the same thing!
Listen, no one hates me more than me.
Katie: But you do the same thing!
Listen, no one hates me more than me.
ADHDers, can you track this train of thought by this sentence that went through my head?
"All I, too, want is an English muffin man for Christmas."
Hint: There are 6 separate thoughts here.
"All I, too, want is an English muffin man for Christmas."
Hint: There are 6 separate thoughts here.
December 16, 2024 at 3:38 PM
ADHDers, can you track this train of thought by this sentence that went through my head?
"All I, too, want is an English muffin man for Christmas."
Hint: There are 6 separate thoughts here.
"All I, too, want is an English muffin man for Christmas."
Hint: There are 6 separate thoughts here.
Anyone want a tarot reading? I'm still new at it, and it's just a hobby, so I'm not charging! DM me and ask a specific question or just get a general reading on this year and next!
December 14, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Anyone want a tarot reading? I'm still new at it, and it's just a hobby, so I'm not charging! DM me and ask a specific question or just get a general reading on this year and next!
Someone told me that because The Golden Girls ended in 1992, I was too young to remember it. Bitch, are you too young to remember that reruns existed?
December 11, 2024 at 8:26 AM
Someone told me that because The Golden Girls ended in 1992, I was too young to remember it. Bitch, are you too young to remember that reruns existed?
Love when I'm pissed at someone, and the best thing I can come up with is, "Go suck an egg!" Where did I get my insults, Leave it to Beaver?
December 8, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Love when I'm pissed at someone, and the best thing I can come up with is, "Go suck an egg!" Where did I get my insults, Leave it to Beaver?
"Man, she's really starting to look her age."
~me, social media stalking someone I went to school with. "I dont look like that, right?"
~me, social media stalking someone I went to school with. "I dont look like that, right?"
December 1, 2024 at 11:28 PM
"Man, she's really starting to look her age."
~me, social media stalking someone I went to school with. "I dont look like that, right?"
~me, social media stalking someone I went to school with. "I dont look like that, right?"