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Kris Pittman
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Lover of animals, books, and art ❤️ Mom of 4 awesome humans.
She/Her
Proud 🏳️‍🌈 Mama
🚫 AI
January 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.

You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.

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January 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I had never gotten a Zuck post on FB until today 🤔 I didn't follow Jim but now he's blocked.
January 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Via Jessica Walsh on FB
January 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
How many billionaire bros does it take to monopolize "social media" and control narrative for the Felon & Chief?

#weneedawholemarioparty
January 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Drag Queens: We just want to read children's books to kids in public libraries.
The Right: PREDATORS!
Also, The Right: We want children, as young as 4&5, to be subjected to having their genitalia "checked" before sports games. Oh, the girls only!

Fucking weirdos. #predatorybehaviorfromtheright
January 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Reposted by Kris Pittman
YIKES! Duckworth asks Hegseth to name a country that's in ASEAN. He names three -- none of which are in ASEAN.

"I suggest you do a little homework," she says.
January 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Lady, you okay?

#AIhorrors
January 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I feel like irate customers should remember that the teens they are yelling at across the counter have genX and Millennial moms that give zero fucks about hurting feelings right back.
a man in an apron is standing in a kitchen looking at something
ALT: a man in an apron is standing in a kitchen looking at something
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Used my adult pop fidget toy last night to bake the kids muffins they won't eat. Regret set in as I was doing dishes.
January 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Reposted by Kris Pittman
remarkable to me that far from seeming cool or masculine zuck seems like an even bigger loser — the kind of nerd who preemptively gives his lunch money to the bully and thanks him for the opportunity
January 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
May this haunt us like the cutting of plastic rings does to this day!
January 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
January 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Sure, grandpa. Time to get out of the tub.
January 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
________ 2025, y'all!
[Fill in the blanks yourself lol]
January 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
OOOOH, is Facebook broken? 😂
December 11, 2024 at 6:11 PM
November 15, 2024 at 9:11 PM