Kris Dreemurr
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kris--dreemurr.bsky.social
Kris Dreemurr
@kris--dreemurr.bsky.social
hi

i like pies i think


[This is a fan/parody account of Kris Dreemurr from Deltarune, attempting to act like Kris online, mostly to be funny.]

[Also NSFW, Homophobic, Racist, Sexist, etc dni please and ty]
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dad just banned apple sauce in hometown i think im gonna have to disown him from the family and go live with asriel in college
January 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
mom just bought me this new apple scented shampoo its awesome
if i was someone else and i smelled this in my hair id probably try to bite me
January 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
yawnn im so sleepy i think im gonna rip my heart out of my body and throw it in a cage
January 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
happy deltarune year guys
January 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
my god… its been a month since i posted… i gotta hop back on the bluesky grind and get my funny up not my money up
January 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
IM FREE
December 4, 2024 at 5:18 PM
trapped

ehelp
December 4, 2024 at 4:23 PM
@no-elle-holi-day.bsky.social you after the cranberry
November 28, 2024 at 5:24 PM
they sleeps
November 28, 2024 at 5:18 PM
hosting a fun hangout

location: hometown
time: hometown
invited: hometown
only come if you: hometown

there will be leaves
November 24, 2024 at 6:22 PM
ive been busy, huh?
November 24, 2024 at 2:37 AM
it is no longer wednesday my dudes
November 14, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🫡🇺🇸
October 9, 2024 at 3:05 AM
it is wednesday my dudes
November 14, 2024 at 2:51 AM
i hate mondays
November 12, 2024 at 11:59 PM
pizza dinner very much is delicis

orang euice
November 11, 2024 at 1:37 AM
i have come to a realization that i have not eaten popcorn in a while i must consume all the popcorn within this house now

mom dont hroundmme
November 9, 2024 at 9:18 PM
maybe the friends we made along the way is the friends we school wehn we were in the the in were the were when we were the in when we went to school and the school was friends along the school and we made along the way the school the friends and we made the friends along the school the way
November 8, 2024 at 7:25 AM
sometimes i like to think about the intrusive thoughts that give our world meaning like “if a banana were a vegetable and ate the fruit when the leaves flew up onto the sky and landed would the pie drink up all the leaves that created the tree that the pie made onto the banana leaves?”
November 8, 2024 at 7:16 AM
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Hello I’m Susie and I support Kamala And minorities Yes I am Woke.
November 7, 2024 at 10:21 AM
and now we wait
November 7, 2024 at 6:19 PM
repost this if pie is not cool
November 7, 2024 at 6:19 PM
repost this if pie is cool
November 7, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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October 31, 2024 at 2:14 PM
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Always 💖

Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM