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krimast.bsky.social
The Second Mouse
@krimast.bsky.social
#Reader #Writer #Editor Lover of cats. Collecting hobbies is my hobby.
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The other 50%, which I fall into, get no sleep because we "just one more chapter" until dawn.
March 20, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Wait...Game Cube is retro gaming? JFC. What does that make the Intellivision I had when I was a kid?
March 19, 2024 at 11:29 PM
As a Gen Xer, my response is simultaneously: "Thank you! That's so sweet 😊" and "Whatever 🤷‍♀️"
March 19, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Damnit! Thanks for the earworm @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
February 29, 2024 at 2:14 AM
How about ängstlichefreude?
February 29, 2024 at 2:12 AM
It looks like your dog's soul runs faster than it does.
February 27, 2024 at 5:57 PM
I feel like priests are missing out on the opportunity to incorporate St. Valentine into the Ash Wednesday observation since they fall on the same day this year. I'd be a bit extra and daub XO on everyone's forehead.
February 14, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Not gonna lie. I now have a sick urge to caramelize onions with caramel just to see if it's good.
February 10, 2024 at 7:39 PM
The Vimes Boot Theory as relayed by Terry Pratchett comes to mind.
February 9, 2024 at 9:58 PM
My 8th grade ELA teacher had to explain what 69ing is. I can't remember what got us on the topic, but I do recall that we had to beg and plead for her to tell us.
February 9, 2024 at 9:41 PM
What is a "shoe swapper?" Like, are they putting on shoes they find and leaving the ones they came in behind?
February 9, 2024 at 9:38 PM
The phraseology "blow job esque" in the alt text may be my new favorite descriptor.
February 9, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Theo obviously disagrees.
February 9, 2024 at 6:07 AM
True. But I started seven, and that's got to count for something.
February 9, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Awesome 👏👏👏👏 I
February 8, 2024 at 4:37 AM
The only thing that would make me happier about this is finding out they have a pet named Custard 😄
February 7, 2024 at 11:35 PM