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kris 🍅
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dick posting
talking anout bringing back the metrosexual man but maybe i was the metrosexual man the whole time
April 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
month of april is for thinking about mortality
April 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
season 2 desperately trying to make me care about james hurley’s b-plot.. but i DONT !!!!!!!
March 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
the number one past time in twin peaks is cheating on ur partner apparently
March 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
im like if agent dale cooper was short
March 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
im playing “BOOGIE” by brockhampton right now and its making me feel something
March 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
being quirked up took a break after 2023 but i think its time it came back.. we have to get.. Quirkier…
March 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
is anyone else kind of a quirky guy who likes to watch movies and listen to music lol? just me???
March 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
personally undoing the alt-right pipeline one “kys” at a time
March 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
lock me in a room w ariel pink and i will make him normal i swear this to u
March 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
i would change lives if they put me on the adam friedland show .. adam u kno how to reach me
March 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
“we need a leftist equivalent to joe rogan !!!!!!!!!!!!!” Yeah It Is Me Lol Give Me Da Podcast Mic Right Now
March 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
best picture winner IS !!!!!!……… me :)
March 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
ooze-less
February 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
idea of scheduling to have rocks thrown at my window between 2 and 3AM in an attempt to cure my sleeping patterns
February 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
using social media to self-promote is dead bc i just wanna joke about weenies
February 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
gay people in my phone …. ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
February 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Dark woke
January 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
sometimes i wake up and realize i dont have a dick and thats so crazy to me like i should have one
January 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM