Krevmh
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27, He/him, Adult Writer. I will occasionally rant about music. I will also show up weirdly often in sports discourse.
AI chuds gargle my greasy nads. Singal followers catch this block.
27, He/him, Adult Writer. I will occasionally rant about music. I will also show up weirdly often in sports discourse.
AI chuds gargle my greasy nads. Singal followers catch this block.
Who's your top HC candidate for this offseason? Seems like all of the hotter topics from the start of the season have really taken a nosedive.
November 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Who's your top HC candidate for this offseason? Seems like all of the hotter topics from the start of the season have really taken a nosedive.
That 1984 Seahawks team was the real deal! Just ran into rookie Marino (on the way to the Super Bowl) in the divisional.
November 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
That 1984 Seahawks team was the real deal! Just ran into rookie Marino (on the way to the Super Bowl) in the divisional.
Perhaps lost in all of this is that the Rams are really really really good.
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Perhaps lost in all of this is that the Rams are really really really good.
Honestly, I like that runback. Entirely different situation.
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Honestly, I like that runback. Entirely different situation.
The fact that he made as many mistakes as he did and we still had a chance to win it reassures me.
All three of our losses this year were to playoff teams (or fringe) on days where you had a chance to win late and just made one or two too many mistakes. Not a SB team, but we're good. I'm chill.
All three of our losses this year were to playoff teams (or fringe) on days where you had a chance to win late and just made one or two too many mistakes. Not a SB team, but we're good. I'm chill.
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The fact that he made as many mistakes as he did and we still had a chance to win it reassures me.
All three of our losses this year were to playoff teams (or fringe) on days where you had a chance to win late and just made one or two too many mistakes. Not a SB team, but we're good. I'm chill.
All three of our losses this year were to playoff teams (or fringe) on days where you had a chance to win late and just made one or two too many mistakes. Not a SB team, but we're good. I'm chill.
Extremely real from both a writer and a reader standpoint
November 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Extremely real from both a writer and a reader standpoint
Play that game a hundred times and it might actually be a 50-50 split.
Rams a hair better today, or more likely Seahawks a hair worse.
Rams a hair better today, or more likely Seahawks a hair worse.
November 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Play that game a hundred times and it might actually be a 50-50 split.
Rams a hair better today, or more likely Seahawks a hair worse.
Rams a hair better today, or more likely Seahawks a hair worse.
This Seahawks defense is super bowl ready.
Offense? Couple pieces away. 2026-27 Hawks are going to be stressful.
Offense? Couple pieces away. 2026-27 Hawks are going to be stressful.
November 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This Seahawks defense is super bowl ready.
Offense? Couple pieces away. 2026-27 Hawks are going to be stressful.
Offense? Couple pieces away. 2026-27 Hawks are going to be stressful.
My ears perked up, took me a second
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
My ears perked up, took me a second
REAL BIG MAN FOOTBALL WHO WANT SOME, FUCK OUTTA THE WAY
November 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
REAL BIG MAN FOOTBALL WHO WANT SOME, FUCK OUTTA THE WAY
Had a non-football family member ask me why teams keep running it up the middle for 2-3 yards.
Simple answer; "If you can have success running the most basic plays, you never need to run anything else."
Simple answer; "If you can have success running the most basic plays, you never need to run anything else."
November 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Had a non-football family member ask me why teams keep running it up the middle for 2-3 yards.
Simple answer; "If you can have success running the most basic plays, you never need to run anything else."
Simple answer; "If you can have success running the most basic plays, you never need to run anything else."
He has now lasted slightly longer than ten minutes in Ypsilanti
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
He has now lasted slightly longer than ten minutes in Ypsilanti
She's so whimsical that it's whee/yay
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
She's so whimsical that it's whee/yay
*Rabidly* MELNEM MELNEM LELNEM MELBNEM LMELNEM MELBMAN MENLEM MELNEM
a group of people in blue clothes are standing in front of a hut
ALT: a group of people in blue clothes are standing in front of a hut
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
*Rabidly* MELNEM MELNEM LELNEM MELBNEM LMELNEM MELBMAN MENLEM MELNEM
He just like me for real
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
He just like me for real
There's always a very hard line in my head when reading somebody's smut between "This person is smashing action figures together (good)" and "This person is doing this in their head right now (bad)"
The latter is basically always step-incest or male-POV femsub hypno in my experience.
The latter is basically always step-incest or male-POV femsub hypno in my experience.
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
There's always a very hard line in my head when reading somebody's smut between "This person is smashing action figures together (good)" and "This person is doing this in their head right now (bad)"
The latter is basically always step-incest or male-POV femsub hypno in my experience.
The latter is basically always step-incest or male-POV femsub hypno in my experience.
YOU SPEAKING FRENCH MOTHERFUCKER?
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
YOU SPEAKING FRENCH MOTHERFUCKER?