Is the problem that the root beer taste gets covered up, or that the cream flavor doesn’t do a good job of “ice cream” flavor?

incredibly: yes, we are actually getting Rick Moranis back for this

what a great day

For what it’s worth, border patrol got on the Empire Builder line trains (Seattle to Chicago) before ICE existed. But they didn’t travel in wanna-be-riot gear. :(

The great “bury the lead” contest to see who can delay the “oh, this is porn” moment as late in the submission as possible?