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They can’t ask Republicans in Congress if they approve of it because they wouldn’t be allowed to print that many of them did.
January 25, 2026 at 9:45 PM
They can’t ask Republicans in Congress if they approve of it because they wouldn’t be allowed to print that many of them did.
Because the media only scolds Democrats, as Republicans have no agency. It’s the same as getting upset when an adult houseguest misses the toilet versus a baby relieving themself and getting the carpet during a diaper change.
January 19, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Because the media only scolds Democrats, as Republicans have no agency. It’s the same as getting upset when an adult houseguest misses the toilet versus a baby relieving themself and getting the carpet during a diaper change.
For reasons that are clearly undecipherable, Trump doesn’t think fraud should be punished.
January 17, 2026 at 4:34 PM
For reasons that are clearly undecipherable, Trump doesn’t think fraud should be punished.
What kind of question is “stopping the weaponization of the Justice Department”? It takes at face value that the criminals were telling the truth that they cried that were targeted for being MAGATS instead of their many, many public crimes.
January 16, 2026 at 3:14 PM
What kind of question is “stopping the weaponization of the Justice Department”? It takes at face value that the criminals were telling the truth that they cried that were targeted for being MAGATS instead of their many, many public crimes.
I agree, but you could barely get Republican votes to impeach and convict him a month after he sent a violent mob to attack them at work. Why would they change their tune when he’s attacking people who aren’t them?
January 3, 2026 at 11:48 AM
I agree, but you could barely get Republican votes to impeach and convict him a month after he sent a violent mob to attack them at work. Why would they change their tune when he’s attacking people who aren’t them?
He does have the unfair advantage of being a good boy. Some have suggested the goodest boy.
December 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
He does have the unfair advantage of being a good boy. Some have suggested the goodest boy.
Asking a MAGAT to use logic or reason is like asking my dog to meow.
December 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Asking a MAGAT to use logic or reason is like asking my dog to meow.
There is not. Biden was dragged by the media if he used two wrong words in a ninety minute speech, whether he corrected himself or not. Compare that to coverage of any of Trump’s daily addled word salads, spoken or written.
December 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
There is not. Biden was dragged by the media if he used two wrong words in a ninety minute speech, whether he corrected himself or not. Compare that to coverage of any of Trump’s daily addled word salads, spoken or written.
Specifically that their girlfriends should be allowed to work so that they can pay for their own Happy Meals.
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Specifically that their girlfriends should be allowed to work so that they can pay for their own Happy Meals.
What’s wrong with MAGATs? It tells you everything you need to know.
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
What’s wrong with MAGATs? It tells you everything you need to know.
They almost have a point for non-emergent care, although good luck getting the total price of a sinus surgery or a hip replacement by calling around first. What gets people is the heart attacks, strokes and cancer treatments that can’t be pushed down the road while you shop around for a deal.
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
They almost have a point for non-emergent care, although good luck getting the total price of a sinus surgery or a hip replacement by calling around first. What gets people is the heart attacks, strokes and cancer treatments that can’t be pushed down the road while you shop around for a deal.
It was violence used to achieve political goals by internal actors, commonly known as domestic terrorism, but because it had the backing of most members of the Republican Party, we can’t call it that.
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It was violence used to achieve political goals by internal actors, commonly known as domestic terrorism, but because it had the backing of most members of the Republican Party, we can’t call it that.
Democrats believe in institutions, so they won’t cut off access to the media. Republicans don’t, so they will.
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Democrats believe in institutions, so they won’t cut off access to the media. Republicans don’t, so they will.
Let me translate this from fascist-enabling sack of shit to English. “I, Doc Gordon, am pleased to see brown children see their parents dragged off at school drop offs and masked federal agents marching through our streets. Also, I learned the word cultist, and one day may know what it means.”
November 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Let me translate this from fascist-enabling sack of shit to English. “I, Doc Gordon, am pleased to see brown children see their parents dragged off at school drop offs and masked federal agents marching through our streets. Also, I learned the word cultist, and one day may know what it means.”
As stated above, it was obvious that the choice between Trump and Harris was the choice between fascism and democracy. Anyone who chose not to prevent fascism is a useless pile of shit who should be reminded by decent people every day that they are useless piles of shit, you useless pile of shit.
November 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
As stated above, it was obvious that the choice between Trump and Harris was the choice between fascism and democracy. Anyone who chose not to prevent fascism is a useless pile of shit who should be reminded by decent people every day that they are useless piles of shit, you useless pile of shit.
He sent a mob to kill them at work almost five years ago, and that only got six or seven Republicans to vote to convict him after he was impeached a month later. Imagine how much worse his behavior would have to be to actually lose support in the Senate.
October 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
He sent a mob to kill them at work almost five years ago, and that only got six or seven Republicans to vote to convict him after he was impeached a month later. Imagine how much worse his behavior would have to be to actually lose support in the Senate.
“Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit!”
October 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
“Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit!”
“Baskets of deplorables” was taken out of context. “You didn’t build that” was taken out of context. Dean’s scream was taken out of context. The high road is great, but there’s obviously no penalty for refusing to take it.
October 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
“Baskets of deplorables” was taken out of context. “You didn’t build that” was taken out of context. Dean’s scream was taken out of context. The high road is great, but there’s obviously no penalty for refusing to take it.
If they were capable of shame, they wouldn’t be conservatives.
September 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
If they were capable of shame, they wouldn’t be conservatives.
A baker’s dozen of kites that escaped from Kite Tails.
September 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
A baker’s dozen of kites that escaped from Kite Tails.
Any other red states we can give them? We have a surplus of Dakotas.
August 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Any other red states we can give them? We have a surplus of Dakotas.
There’s also the matter that they tried selling it as getting dangerous criminals who weren’t supposed to be here prioritized, and of course that’s a popular idea. The problem is that the fantasy they were selling in no way matches their actions in reality.
June 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
There’s also the matter that they tried selling it as getting dangerous criminals who weren’t supposed to be here prioritized, and of course that’s a popular idea. The problem is that the fantasy they were selling in no way matches their actions in reality.
Similarly Project 2025 polled terribly. Fortunately for the Republicans, the media was all too happy to pretend that they weren’t lying when they claimed it wasn’t their plan.
June 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Similarly Project 2025 polled terribly. Fortunately for the Republicans, the media was all too happy to pretend that they weren’t lying when they claimed it wasn’t their plan.
No, he learned from his crummy book sales that nobody wants to learn about whether Presidents have diminished faculties, so there’s certainly no need to ever discuss it again.
June 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM
No, he learned from his crummy book sales that nobody wants to learn about whether Presidents have diminished faculties, so there’s certainly no need to ever discuss it again.