Krebex
@krebex.bsky.social
I made the block tale song in Blocked Party so you’re welcome or I’m sorry
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Krebex
@krebex.bsky.social
· Jan 6
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“Get busy rich, or get dyin’ tryin”
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
“Get busy rich, or get dyin’ tryin”
“dog” is god backwards, just some food for thought (dogfood, which is godfood backwards!)
December 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
“dog” is god backwards, just some food for thought (dogfood, which is godfood backwards!)
Fresh wall of @extranapkins.bsky.social postcards is fun for the whole family
November 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Fresh wall of @extranapkins.bsky.social postcards is fun for the whole family
My wallet inspector sells these for just a fraction above retail price!
This minimalist, paper-based to-do manager can help you focus on completing your important tasks while staying offline. nyti.ms/4h8ijiC
October 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My wallet inspector sells these for just a fraction above retail price!
Bent over and made the Mario 64 Thwomp sound
August 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Bent over and made the Mario 64 Thwomp sound
Ok this is going to sound fucked up but I’m starting to think the rich and powerful don’t have my best interests in mind 😦
July 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Ok this is going to sound fucked up but I’m starting to think the rich and powerful don’t have my best interests in mind 😦
Babe have you seen my phone charger? (accusatory)
June 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Babe have you seen my phone charger? (accusatory)
My ass is grass and I’m the lawnmower!
May 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My ass is grass and I’m the lawnmower!
Gotta say this during the exceedingly rare and fleeting time it can be considered true: it’s a good day to be from Ohio.
January 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Gotta say this during the exceedingly rare and fleeting time it can be considered true: it’s a good day to be from Ohio.
Finally feels like the right time to share: Timotheé Kalpy-K
January 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Finally feels like the right time to share: Timotheé Kalpy-K
One of the healthiest things you can do on here is: write out a whole reply, consider posting it, delete it, and move on.
January 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
One of the healthiest things you can do on here is: write out a whole reply, consider posting it, delete it, and move on.
Really quite nice of them to let women into the men’s restroom to change diapers. More of this, please!
December 30, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Really quite nice of them to let women into the men’s restroom to change diapers. More of this, please!
Roombas need one of those hey siri voice trigger chips but it only listens for the phrase “get the fuck away from my feet you little piece of shit”
December 16, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Roombas need one of those hey siri voice trigger chips but it only listens for the phrase “get the fuck away from my feet you little piece of shit”
Salad dressing is the cocktails of food
December 16, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Salad dressing is the cocktails of food
Told my kids I was going to the bar on a Monday night because I’m fighting the male loneliness epidemic but somehow that’s not good enough for them??
December 10, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Told my kids I was going to the bar on a Monday night because I’m fighting the male loneliness epidemic but somehow that’s not good enough for them??
Been finding legit ancient artifacts in my back yard and I think it might be a sign I’m actually in a coma?
November 14, 2023 at 4:46 AM
Been finding legit ancient artifacts in my back yard and I think it might be a sign I’m actually in a coma?
Give a man a fish he’ll eat for a day.
Teach a man he’ll never have enough fish, especially not if he had to share... now that’s what’s up!
-da bible
Teach a man he’ll never have enough fish, especially not if he had to share... now that’s what’s up!
-da bible
November 1, 2023 at 4:10 AM
Give a man a fish he’ll eat for a day.
Teach a man he’ll never have enough fish, especially not if he had to share... now that’s what’s up!
-da bible
Teach a man he’ll never have enough fish, especially not if he had to share... now that’s what’s up!
-da bible
Best weekday to get drunk? For my money? Gotta be Tuesday
October 25, 2023 at 4:28 AM
Best weekday to get drunk? For my money? Gotta be Tuesday