Jay Kraymer
@kraymerman.bsky.social
18+
It/She critter 🐶
Lesbian Butchling
A peculiar artichoke | Here to say whatever off of the dome in front of my friends!
It/She critter 🐶
Lesbian Butchling
A peculiar artichoke | Here to say whatever off of the dome in front of my friends!
Bury me under a tree so the roots absorb my body and I become assimilated with the tree's consciousness, where my superior aura will overpower the host consciousness and I will live forever as a being of mighty wood, bark, and leaf
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Bury me under a tree so the roots absorb my body and I become assimilated with the tree's consciousness, where my superior aura will overpower the host consciousness and I will live forever as a being of mighty wood, bark, and leaf
In making shorthand, I found 3 English letters that are completely useless. X, Q, and C.
X and Q I was expecting, but C surprised me. All of its sounds are made by S and K. Except for the "ch" sound, but just make a unique letter for that sound, and you have no reason for C. So I got rid of it
X and Q I was expecting, but C surprised me. All of its sounds are made by S and K. Except for the "ch" sound, but just make a unique letter for that sound, and you have no reason for C. So I got rid of it
November 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
In making shorthand, I found 3 English letters that are completely useless. X, Q, and C.
X and Q I was expecting, but C surprised me. All of its sounds are made by S and K. Except for the "ch" sound, but just make a unique letter for that sound, and you have no reason for C. So I got rid of it
X and Q I was expecting, but C surprised me. All of its sounds are made by S and K. Except for the "ch" sound, but just make a unique letter for that sound, and you have no reason for C. So I got rid of it
I am against Fionntress because I was a HARD Finntress supporter back in the day, and I'll be honest I don't see anything between Fionna and Huntress Wizard other than "ooh yuri!". Which, based, but I need more than that to forgo my former allegiance
November 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I am against Fionntress because I was a HARD Finntress supporter back in the day, and I'll be honest I don't see anything between Fionna and Huntress Wizard other than "ooh yuri!". Which, based, but I need more than that to forgo my former allegiance
Just learned that the admins in charge of the Hollow Knight Wiki are transphobes.
They have completely erased all of the nonbinary characters' identities because they're referred to in the binary in other languages. As if those are more important than the original language? The one it was made in?
They have completely erased all of the nonbinary characters' identities because they're referred to in the binary in other languages. As if those are more important than the original language? The one it was made in?
November 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Just learned that the admins in charge of the Hollow Knight Wiki are transphobes.
They have completely erased all of the nonbinary characters' identities because they're referred to in the binary in other languages. As if those are more important than the original language? The one it was made in?
They have completely erased all of the nonbinary characters' identities because they're referred to in the binary in other languages. As if those are more important than the original language? The one it was made in?
"We're in the worst possible timeline".
Not true. You and I are still alive. That's enough to light our way
Not true. You and I are still alive. That's enough to light our way
November 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
"We're in the worst possible timeline".
Not true. You and I are still alive. That's enough to light our way
Not true. You and I are still alive. That's enough to light our way
You know it's getting cold when the hand rashes start blooming! Soon they'll be cracking open like eggshells and the crimson yoke will burst forth in abundance, painfully and ceaselessly. Lest you apply the uncomfortable grease cream of course! Woohoo!
I love it here, but Ion't like da cold :(
I love it here, but Ion't like da cold :(
November 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
You know it's getting cold when the hand rashes start blooming! Soon they'll be cracking open like eggshells and the crimson yoke will burst forth in abundance, painfully and ceaselessly. Lest you apply the uncomfortable grease cream of course! Woohoo!
I love it here, but Ion't like da cold :(
I love it here, but Ion't like da cold :(
This is the second time in my Zelda campaign that we only get through half a dungeon because my players pick a fight that I absolutely didn't expect them to pick, lol
This session wasn't really much fun I don't think. Just a lot of back and forth. Eh, what are you gonna do?
This session wasn't really much fun I don't think. Just a lot of back and forth. Eh, what are you gonna do?
November 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This is the second time in my Zelda campaign that we only get through half a dungeon because my players pick a fight that I absolutely didn't expect them to pick, lol
This session wasn't really much fun I don't think. Just a lot of back and forth. Eh, what are you gonna do?
This session wasn't really much fun I don't think. Just a lot of back and forth. Eh, what are you gonna do?
I feel safe with my friends. I can be as nonhuman around them as I want, and I know they'll get it. That's the best feeling in the world, let me tell you. To be proudly weird with friends who are just as proudly weird.
Taph matches my freak so hard. I love it sm. You're the best, beastie 💜🐶🫂🐶💜
Taph matches my freak so hard. I love it sm. You're the best, beastie 💜🐶🫂🐶💜
October 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I feel safe with my friends. I can be as nonhuman around them as I want, and I know they'll get it. That's the best feeling in the world, let me tell you. To be proudly weird with friends who are just as proudly weird.
Taph matches my freak so hard. I love it sm. You're the best, beastie 💜🐶🫂🐶💜
Taph matches my freak so hard. I love it sm. You're the best, beastie 💜🐶🫂🐶💜
The original version of The Wicker Man is so unbelievably ACAB, it's glorious. 100% recommend, I loved every bit of it
October 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The original version of The Wicker Man is so unbelievably ACAB, it's glorious. 100% recommend, I loved every bit of it
I've noticed recently that I don't see pudge as a bad thing anymore. I mean, don't overdo it, but there's nothing wrong with being a little chubby. It's good even. It means you're eating well, that you're healthy, that you're fun to hug. And those are very desirable traits
I like having a gut :)
I like having a gut :)
October 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I've noticed recently that I don't see pudge as a bad thing anymore. I mean, don't overdo it, but there's nothing wrong with being a little chubby. It's good even. It means you're eating well, that you're healthy, that you're fun to hug. And those are very desirable traits
I like having a gut :)
I like having a gut :)
I have come to terms with the fact that all of my characters will eventually die. No matter how strong, they will never beat Mr. Rodgers in a Bloodstained Sweater
October 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I have come to terms with the fact that all of my characters will eventually die. No matter how strong, they will never beat Mr. Rodgers in a Bloodstained Sweater
Reposted by Jay Kraymer
Fighting every urge in my body to not vent on bluesky because I genuinely feel so much better when i just wait to talk to my therapist about this stuff instead of posting it online
October 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Fighting every urge in my body to not vent on bluesky because I genuinely feel so much better when i just wait to talk to my therapist about this stuff instead of posting it online
Life is a constant desire to get WEIRDER and look WEIRDER and dress WEIRDER but being scared of scaring people off with your sheer girth of weirdness.
Chance is such an inspiration for me. It dresses full big weird queer fashion and that's so fucking admirable. I wish I could do that (collar)
Chance is such an inspiration for me. It dresses full big weird queer fashion and that's so fucking admirable. I wish I could do that (collar)
October 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Life is a constant desire to get WEIRDER and look WEIRDER and dress WEIRDER but being scared of scaring people off with your sheer girth of weirdness.
Chance is such an inspiration for me. It dresses full big weird queer fashion and that's so fucking admirable. I wish I could do that (collar)
Chance is such an inspiration for me. It dresses full big weird queer fashion and that's so fucking admirable. I wish I could do that (collar)
Could I work wearing a collar (name tag, phone number, etc) on the reg? Or is that too faggy for everyday life?
Cause I wanna get a collar to wear and I found a website that makes em custom, but is society ready for that? Someone who's outwardly weird in a way that could make folks uncomfortable? 🤔
Cause I wanna get a collar to wear and I found a website that makes em custom, but is society ready for that? Someone who's outwardly weird in a way that could make folks uncomfortable? 🤔
October 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Could I work wearing a collar (name tag, phone number, etc) on the reg? Or is that too faggy for everyday life?
Cause I wanna get a collar to wear and I found a website that makes em custom, but is society ready for that? Someone who's outwardly weird in a way that could make folks uncomfortable? 🤔
Cause I wanna get a collar to wear and I found a website that makes em custom, but is society ready for that? Someone who's outwardly weird in a way that could make folks uncomfortable? 🤔
Pomni, Jax is a repeated, self-aware abuser, and your repeated attempts to befriend him is a betrayal of your friendship with Gangle
October 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Pomni, Jax is a repeated, self-aware abuser, and your repeated attempts to befriend him is a betrayal of your friendship with Gangle
The best villains are the ones that use viscous, disgusting demon sludge as the source of their power, yet is also shown occasionally pointedly vomiting up said sludge.
Even as it gives them power, their body, on a base, visceral level, violently rejects it. Peak symbolism, istg
Even as it gives them power, their body, on a base, visceral level, violently rejects it. Peak symbolism, istg
October 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The best villains are the ones that use viscous, disgusting demon sludge as the source of their power, yet is also shown occasionally pointedly vomiting up said sludge.
Even as it gives them power, their body, on a base, visceral level, violently rejects it. Peak symbolism, istg
Even as it gives them power, their body, on a base, visceral level, violently rejects it. Peak symbolism, istg
Buying a switch 2 is the same thing as paying for harry potter, you know
October 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Buying a switch 2 is the same thing as paying for harry potter, you know
Lots of thoughts recently that I want to post about, but I know those should be therapist thoughts, not internet thoughts, so I won't. I'll procrastinate scheduling a session and ruminate instead
October 1, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Lots of thoughts recently that I want to post about, but I know those should be therapist thoughts, not internet thoughts, so I won't. I'll procrastinate scheduling a session and ruminate instead
I think I just experienced bottom dysphoria for the first time. Woo... :(
September 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I think I just experienced bottom dysphoria for the first time. Woo... :(
Reposted by Jay Kraymer
When I tell people I don’t drink I usually just tell them I’ve just never been interested in it, but to be honest, it’s because I have never seen anything good come from alcohol. Not once in my life have I seen alcohol be a good thing.
Anyways a coworker I liked was fired yesterday, wanna guess why?
Anyways a coworker I liked was fired yesterday, wanna guess why?
September 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
When I tell people I don’t drink I usually just tell them I’ve just never been interested in it, but to be honest, it’s because I have never seen anything good come from alcohol. Not once in my life have I seen alcohol be a good thing.
Anyways a coworker I liked was fired yesterday, wanna guess why?
Anyways a coworker I liked was fired yesterday, wanna guess why?
In terms of trashy chain diners, Denny's is by far the best.
September 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
In terms of trashy chain diners, Denny's is by far the best.
I believe in the cycle of existence. I will not kill anyone who I wouldn't want to eat afterwards.
Likewise, if you are to kill me, you have to promise to eat me afterwards. This is non-negotiable.
Likewise, if you are to kill me, you have to promise to eat me afterwards. This is non-negotiable.
September 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I believe in the cycle of existence. I will not kill anyone who I wouldn't want to eat afterwards.
Likewise, if you are to kill me, you have to promise to eat me afterwards. This is non-negotiable.
Likewise, if you are to kill me, you have to promise to eat me afterwards. This is non-negotiable.
And now I have emerged from my silksong-induced isolation (100%ed it), here's my findings:
-game really really good
-game really really hard
-hornet has canonically fucked
-canon it/its user NPC
-cute pilgrim (dog way)
-cute robot (bats eyelashes way)
-theological capitalism is disgusting
Recommend
-game really really good
-game really really hard
-hornet has canonically fucked
-canon it/its user NPC
-cute pilgrim (dog way)
-cute robot (bats eyelashes way)
-theological capitalism is disgusting
Recommend
September 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM
And now I have emerged from my silksong-induced isolation (100%ed it), here's my findings:
-game really really good
-game really really hard
-hornet has canonically fucked
-canon it/its user NPC
-cute pilgrim (dog way)
-cute robot (bats eyelashes way)
-theological capitalism is disgusting
Recommend
-game really really good
-game really really hard
-hornet has canonically fucked
-canon it/its user NPC
-cute pilgrim (dog way)
-cute robot (bats eyelashes way)
-theological capitalism is disgusting
Recommend
1"\/3 |_V|~/\/[) T|-|T 13375|°33|< (4/\/ |3 \/\/4///// /\/\0|~3 (0/\/\|°|_3X T|-|4/\/ 1 T|-|0V6|-|T
September 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
1"\/3 |_V|~/\/[) T|-|T 13375|°33|< (4/\/ |3 \/\/4///// /\/\0|~3 (0/\/\|°|_3X T|-|4/\/ 1 T|-|0V6|-|T