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🐉Laura🐉
@kravenslastbunt.bsky.social
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Not actually Wat Tambor, the lead engineer of the Techno Union, but what if I were? I'm totally not, but I could be.
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Bought a purple cauliflower at the farmer's market today. I roasted it, but maybe I should've made soup. Purple soup would be fun.
a purple head of cauliflower
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Time to bring back the Attitude Coach
Bob Gibson coaching a young Mets player in 1981
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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We used to live in a society
November 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Post a vampire that IS Dracula. Post your favorite Dracula.
Dracula as depicted on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He has shoulder-length dark hair and pale skin. He's wearing a black cape with red lining over a dark suit.
October 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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A very handsome long-haired cat
October 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Love this sign on the local Pride center's door
Sign on a glass door that reads "ALL Y'ALL ARE WELCOME BUT YOU GOTTA ACT RIGHT"
September 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Going through pictures and screencaps on my phone to delete stuff, and I just can't delete this Screensaver of Batman saying he loves Lindor
Screencap of a post from Michael Keaton's Instagram account where he had posted a picture of his TV screen on which Francisco Lindor is being interviewed after the Mets won the 2024 Wild Card series against the Brewers, with the caption "Love this guy-Lindor"
September 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Canada Leaf 🍁 for the strikeout emoji
The strikeout board at Citi Field for the Mets shows a white K with a red maple leaf over it for Joanh Tong's first strikeout.
August 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Happy Mets Canada Day!
A picture of Jonah Tong holding up a baseball and wearing the Mets black jersey on a screen at the foot of the stairs in the Jackie Robinson Rotunda at Citi Field on Friday, August 29, 2025, the day he makes his MLB debut
August 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Woman wearing a Grey skirt suit (there are shoulder pads, but not extreme shoulder pads, so like late 1980s or early 1990s) points a rifle at a desktop computer (it has a floppy disk drive, if you're old enough to know what that is, you get the general age of the image).
August 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Someone replied this gif to me, and I have no idea what it is. Should I block? Mute? Ignore? I need people to not pop into my mentions with references I don't even understand.
August 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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MAJOR LEAGUE DEBUT TIME
A pitcher of Mets pitcher Nolan McLean in the City Connect uniform on a screen in the Citi Field Jackie Robinson Rotunda in the day if his major league debut 08/16/2025
August 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Citi Field scoreboard notification: NO MORE PYRO. Due to many home runs we have unfortunately run out of fireworks for the night. We apologize for the inconvenience.
August 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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What happened on June 13th? Did the anti-Grimace appear, even more powerful than Grimace?
SNY graphic with the Mets 18-29 record (3rd worst in MLB) since June 13 and a picture of Carlos Mendoza on top and Yankees 19-30 (worst in AL) since June 13 and a picture of Aaron Boone on the bottom
August 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Reed Garrett doesn't get a K-counter emoji, even thought they made an announcement on Instagram that other pitchers will get emojis. Sad.
The K-Counter at Citi Field, with orange and white ghosts over the Ks marking Kodai Senga's 5 strikeouts, but just plain Ks marking Reed Garrett's 2 strikeouts
August 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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The Mets are Venom to Soto's Eddie
August 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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How dare you, sir!
A man wearing a Pete Crow-Armstrong Cubs jersey in the Hudson Whiskey Club at Citi Field, where the Mets, the team that misguidedly traded Crow-Armstrong away, play. Like salt in an open wound.
August 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Tyler Rogers looks like he was just sent by the Vampire High Council to deliver bad news, and he's delighted by it, because you're his vampire nemesis
The Mets' official "Welcome to New York Tyler Rogers" graphic, with Rogers photoshopped into a Mets uniform. He's smiling in the picture, but it doesn't quite reach his eyes. He is thin and pale. Roster moves are powered by Clover, for some reason. I don't even know what Clover is.
July 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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If you ever have the misfortune of being on the phone with me, this is what I'm doing while we talk. I wish I had an ounce of imagination or artistic ability so I wasn't just wasting ink and paper.
A lot of blue ink hash marks in the margins of a lined yellow notepad
July 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Can someone who watched the game tell me what Brandon Nimmo is wearing here? #Mets
Juan Soto and Francisco Lindor taking the dugout picture after Soto's 2-run home run. Behind them Brandon Nimmo is wearing some sort of orange chest plate A close-up of Brandon Nimmo in the orange chest plate
July 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Is this what their celebration means? Is this mystery solved? (I realize I may be the only person who wanted this celebration explained, but the pelvic thrust made more sense to me, frankly.)
Blue t-shirt with an image of the New York Mets doing their post-win celebration where they huddle in a circle and kick their right leg. Wrapped around the top of the image, in orange letters, it reads "CAN WE KICK IT?"
July 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Not feeling great about my fellow Mets fans right now
POLL: Jose Reyes was at Citi Field Tuesday against the Braves. Looking back at his time as a player, a person, and public figure, how favorable is your view of Jose? Results Very favorable 52.2% Somewhat favorable 33.9% Somewhat unfavorable 6.2% Very unfavorable 3.8% No opinion 3.2% Who is Jose Reyes? 0.8%
July 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Currently watching: the most problematic of faves
Movie poster for Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (1954) starring Jane Powell and Howard Keel as first brother and bride. 6 other brothers and brides also featured but smaller
June 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Just got an Instagram for one of row most remarkable articles of clothing I've ever seen
An Instagram ad for Vintage Hunks of the 80s Sleeveless Dress - a Sleeveless dress covered in images of shirtless 80s stars like Tom Selleck, John Stamos, MacGuyver, etc.
June 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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tbf I don't remember how far in the future this is exactly
June 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM