Every now and again I tell myself that joke.

Like pronouncing Cairo like the syrup.

I also used it while conducting a brewery tour last week. Right after I said it, I thought "hmmmm."

"Anymore, they just have a yearly contract for hops."

To me, everything is a metaphor for sex.

There's still time.

You know that's a lie
I saw you eat a salad
And asparagus.