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kranstin.bsky.social
Braum's Toker
@kranstin.bsky.social
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no rules just right outback steakhouse (they/she)
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king shit
Trader Joe's Pimento Cheese Dip
October 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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iykyk
October 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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girls only want one thing and it's the Botticellian horse sculptures from mathis brothers furniture
September 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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beyond fucked up that real furby is just long now
June 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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imagine finding out this way
screenshot of a text bubble reading "OMG 😱😱 David LYNCH 🍆🎬 has LEFT THE BUILDING 🚪💨 and joined the HEAD-IN-THE-CLOUDS club ☁️💨 where SINema meets CUM-plexity 🌌💦 His films 🍿💦 may have been Weird 🥵🍑 but can we talk about how he gave that GOOD eraser-HEAD 😩🍆??? Let’s just say he DEFINITELY knew how to POKE around the edges 😏👆of SURREALISM while making us want to DUNE it like RABBITS 🐰🐰🐰 😏💋 It’s a LYNCHIAN LAY ⚡️🍆💦 to GO giving us all BLUE VELVET BALLS 🫐💦!!  😝📽️ If you SEND THIS 📩💦 to 7️⃣ Hung-Like-An-ELEPHANT MEN 🐘🍆of the silver screen 📽️✨, you’ll be rewarded with a WILD AT HEART erotic experience behind the RED DRAPE of your own private TWIN PEAKS ⛰️🍑💦💖, otherwise you might just find yourself like LAURA PALMER 💙🎥 😏💦💦🤣"
January 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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obsessed with this 1-star perfume review that is paragraphs long and bizarrely descriptive
December 28, 2024 at 6:32 AM
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about to be escorted out of World Market over this
December 21, 2024 at 6:13 PM
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respectfully what the fuck is up with great britain
December 21, 2024 at 5:52 PM
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hello enjoy a small kitten losing her balance and suddenly landing on my giant baby
a kitten explores a window sill. a giant, ancient German shepherd dog sleeps below. The kitten loses her balance. Motion blur obscures her tail and hind legs. The still-unconscious German shepherd dog remains undisturbed. The cat has landed, crouched on all fours atop the hindquarters of the previously dreaming grizzled canine, whose head is blurred as he jolts up in response to the shock of the kitten's sudden intrusion. The confused hound looks on curiously, giant ears perked straight up, as the small, startled feline bolts out of frame, a mere blur of black and white fur.
November 21, 2024 at 3:30 AM
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oh hey that's helpful
cropped screenshot of the "app info" menu in a samsung galaxy phone. the default messaging app is "messages." there is no indicator of which installed messaging app this is, as both Samsung Messages and Google Messages are both apps labeled "Messages."
January 4, 2024 at 5:12 AM
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i hate apple so deeply and i'll never go back but why the FUCK are there 2 messaging apps installed by default on galaxy phones, why are they both non-deletable, and why are they both called fucking MESSAGES
2 stupid app icons. one is a blue conversation bubble facing one way and the other is a pink conversation bubble with a static glow effect. each app icon has the label "Messages."
January 4, 2024 at 4:56 AM
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new sbarro opened at penn square mall, nature is healing 🥲
September 10, 2023 at 5:21 PM
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checking my feed
September 3, 2023 at 10:07 PM
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tell me why these glasses look like they're bout to come to life in the beauty and the beast house
September 1, 2023 at 3:38 AM
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i call it "biblical angle"
August 17, 2023 at 4:25 AM
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uh
August 9, 2023 at 3:33 AM
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captain reminds you to drink more water
August 4, 2023 at 8:17 PM
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i spent 2 hours making this
July 3, 2023 at 3:57 PM