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Mark (Kramburger)
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Coffee-powered Video Herder and Word Farmer
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Absolutely obsessed with this fat Bluey I saw this morning. Goddamn show breeders ruining everything once again.
A very overweight Bluey plush sitting on a child's chair. Its neck is completely undetectable and its torso has completely overshadowed her legs to the point that she probably hasn't seen them in years.
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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The new AEW promo has provided a very good reaction gif
October 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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August 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Important update:
My ginger cat curled up in my lap again, now with a paw over his eyes
August 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Rainy days
A ginger cat, curled up like a croissant in my lap, staring off into the distance like he's in a ad for antidepressants
August 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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July 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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July 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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@graham.loadingreadyrun.com I imagine that it's too late for this week's checkpoint, but I just saw Adi Shankar going full "I am the senate" about 'his' upcoming Duke Nukem series. Dude's an executive producer on the Devil May Cry and Castlevania series, but isn't credited with any actual work
June 26, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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A picture of Jesus with a handgun knocking at a door, the top text says "open up it's Jesus"
May 30, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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May 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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God, don't you hate it when a new set comes out and every pack is full of multiple copies of trash commons?

No money spent, by the way.
A screenshot from the pokemon tcg app showing a imersive (if you press an hold on it a short animation plays) art Guzma card, below it there is an indicator showing that I have two copies. The set came out the day I posted this and there's about a 1% chance of finding one in a pack, so things are going well for me.
April 30, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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I closed up the porch to give the cats some yard time, but I think Flip's spent too long on the inside now.
Two cream coloured cats exploring a porch. The shorthair one has ventured out onto the porch, while a mediumhair sits at the edge of the doorframe. SMDH, some prisons only exist in our minds I guess.
April 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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March 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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CYCLONE ALFRED FEARS BRISBANE
A recent map of the projected path of Cyclone Alfred, now showing it a projected to cross south of Brisbane instead of north like it was a few days ago.
March 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Just for you...
February 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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An accord has been reached between cat and toddler
My one year old in her sleeping sack, using a shirthair ginger cat as a pillow. The light is dim, so the photo took a few seconds to take yet neither the cat nor the child are blurry. This was all made possible by the four year old having a sleepover with her grandparents.
February 18, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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Me asking Kendrick Lamar to teach me how to hate.
Two panels from the webcomic Kill Six Billion Demons. Top: Aunty Maya, a bald south Asian woman somberly describes a cursed technique called the Maybe Sword and says she will not teach it. Bottom: The protagonist Allison, a young Caucasian woman with scars on her face and a missing eye asks Maya to teach her the cursed technique so she can cut down her enemy, who presents a threat to all of existence. Maya agrees without hesitation. It's honestly a really cool comic, you should read it before it wraps up.
February 10, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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料理は得意です。

(I'm at a Japanese cooking class)
Two pieces of Salmon Nigiri on a plate with edible flowers for decoration on a placemat styled to look like weathered wood with hempen cloth and a Japanese fan. Yes, these were provided *specifically* for photo shoots.
February 8, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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The guild right now:
February 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Accidentally installed my cat's head on backwards, why are instructions so hard to follow these days?
A ginger shirthair cat lying on his side next to me in bed, looking back over his shoulder. The way the fur on his head sits makes his head look like a separate piece to his body. You can also see it the front half of my right foot, that one's for free perverts.
December 19, 2024 at 10:50 AM
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GG Miyazaki, shake my hand.
A screenshot of a steam post-game achievement summary, showing that I've acquired the Knight's Honor (Acquire all rare weapons), and The Dark Soul (All achievements completed) achievements. Apparently, "rare weapons" includes some random drops from enemies with a one or two percent drop rate which is some REAL bullshit, let me tell you.
December 19, 2024 at 5:22 AM
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"Your friends are waiting to connect with you on threads"
Cole Phelps from LA Noire with the press X to doubt button prompt.
November 28, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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Went to a riverside Cafe this morning where the outdoor tables had water pistols to scare off the pushy pigeons and seagulls. Things got intense when my wife and daughter had to go to the toilet after our food arrived, it was like playing Point Blank all of a sudden.
Me outside at the coffee shop holding my 10 months daughter, pointing a water pistol at a seagull just out of shot.
November 17, 2024 at 2:19 AM
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I keep losing track of this picture and honestly it's too good to not use.
Me standing proudly in front of the sign for the suburb of 'King Scrub'
November 16, 2024 at 8:35 AM
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Spending my limited free time watching Desert Bus and making Yass King and the Rizzler in WWE2K19 because at this point the brain rot is terminal.

#DesertBus
A real recreation of Andrew from Desert Bus for Hope in WWE2K19, wearing a crown and a cloak over street clothes. A real recreation of Ben from Desert Bus for Hope in WWE2K19, wearing a green question mark jacket and visor over street clothes.
November 11, 2024 at 6:37 AM