Dale
kraklano.bsky.social
Dale
@kraklano.bsky.social
I play-a da games
A bit of a completionist(gots me 233 platinums at time of writing)
Not even the dogs get their dog days!😭

Sheep dogs have to do even more work than most people, too! Then you've got Clifford's big red kaiju ass just sitting around all day eating that little girl and her family out of house and home!!😢
February 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
They're all liars is what they are! Hahaha

How tf does Alakazam have a 400 IQ and telekinesis and get bonked by a Pokeball and not throw that mf right back and have himself an Ash in his own Pokedex???
February 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Exactly lmao bc there's no way!
February 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
5'6" at age TEN??!!
February 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Right?? Unless he's like 2'4" it doesn't make any sense!
February 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
That mf lied on his damn license bc ain't no way he's got all that gear and it isn't weighing him tf down!
February 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Yeah but you're cooler than Jesus! So they hate you bc they're jealous of how cool you are😭
February 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
And this is why I don't participate in gaming communities 😂

Ludwig is easily the worst boss in BB with a real fight. I spent like an hour on the bastard and then one-tried the Orphan. Ludwig sucks.

Maria is a lot more deserving of praise than him, although she's on the easy side of things.
February 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
He's so annoying! He sounds like his balls are in a vice and someone keeps yanking on it with the voice breaking and the squeals 🤣🤣

And also the "fight" is ass lol
Only worse fight in BB is Ludwig imo
February 2, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Cos... Or some say cosm...
February 2, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Exactly! It's strangely endearing to me, in like an "aww you tried🥺" kinda way haha

A movie that's much better at it is Reign on Me, which has Shadow of the Colossus as its main driver. I recommend it if you haven't seen it! The actors actually played the game AND it was pre-release of SotC!
January 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I saw it here but not on turdapp, so I'm glad I got to see this fun fact!!

I love when movies bring up games and half-ass it like this lol

Also the video compression on this was so bad I thought that was Harrison Ford and Alfred Molina and was super confused for a moment lmaooo
January 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Get them gains!!💪😎
January 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I've been that friend. When people are that devoid of hope, you need to really know them to get through to them. The thing that means the most to say is probably that you're there for them, but not just letting it remain words. Showing them through action, whatever form that may take.
January 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It is! I platted 1 through 3 on PS4, but that shit made me want to drown myself lol
January 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
And you're just there to see some cool shit, but they have to try and make it this huge world-changing ordeal.

Like... It's okay for things to be interesting on a small scale! I'm actually not really a zombie apocalypse lover bc I like the power of a threat to be concentrated and not spread thin.
January 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"But what they saw in there... would haunt them to til the end of their days."

And it's just like a morbid cave painting or something. Like dude, it's eerie, sure, but come on!
January 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Of course I am!😎 You're at your coolest when you're fully you!😊
January 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
But you're awesome, so getting Concentrated Leona™ is great! 😎
January 17, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Hell yeah! A spear would be pretty nice to have though...
January 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Alas, I only own a mere katana😫
January 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I'm always livin' that sober life! My vices are elsewhere though, to be fair lol
December 31, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Curious George gettin' too curious with them button spacings! 🐒😂
December 28, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Hell yeah, brother! 😈
December 28, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Hope you love it, man!! Blood is the perfect red for Christmas 😈
December 28, 2024 at 8:58 AM