KrakenHackeyFan
@krakenhackey.bsky.social
Kraken Hockey! Pro-Collaboration to solve problems.
Melansons back, that was fast?
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January 24, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Melansons back, that was fast?
Oye, we’re calling ahead for reservations to cross their blue line. Meanwhile ours looks like the bottom of the SS Minnow.
January 20, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Oye, we’re calling ahead for reservations to cross their blue line. Meanwhile ours looks like the bottom of the SS Minnow.
Edzos mouth to the hockey gods ears
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January 19, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Edzos mouth to the hockey gods ears
It’d be rad to have S. CIV or Hayshay guest desk with @alisonl.bsky.social Just sayin… (again)
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January 19, 2026 at 10:32 PM
It’d be rad to have S. CIV or Hayshay guest desk with @alisonl.bsky.social Just sayin… (again)
Er me grr, not even one period w/o him. Hopefully we escape this injury free
January 16, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Er me grr, not even one period w/o him. Hopefully we escape this injury free
Melanson!
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January 16, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Melanson!
Mattys been trying to stick that move in nhl for a minute. Now turn that into a J. Hancock.
January 11, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Mattys been trying to stick that move in nhl for a minute. Now turn that into a J. Hancock.
“The Predators have just been tased.”
January 2, 2026 at 7:27 PM
“The Predators have just been tased.”
About a period and a half before you start to see the team skate with more confidence. More unsolicited advice- if you know you you have low pp probability, the d better have 4 men gassed from 2m of overskating.
a man in a blue helmet is standing on a ice rink and saying `` oh my god , this is amazing . ''
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December 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
About a period and a half before you start to see the team skate with more confidence. More unsolicited advice- if you know you you have low pp probability, the d better have 4 men gassed from 2m of overskating.
It’s safe to say Seattle is super proud of Marchmant’s game tonight. That man should take the rest of the night off, then start prepping for Buffalo on Sunday.
December 13, 2025 at 7:09 AM
It’s safe to say Seattle is super proud of Marchmant’s game tonight. That man should take the rest of the night off, then start prepping for Buffalo on Sunday.
Win either way day! Kraken vs Wings. Kraken likely to bring the piss and vinegar.
December 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Win either way day! Kraken vs Wings. Kraken likely to bring the piss and vinegar.
Kraken, I have an idea! Oh no, no I don’t.
December 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Kraken, I have an idea! Oh no, no I don’t.
Spread it Kraken, 1 or 2 on the net, not 5.
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Spread it Kraken, 1 or 2 on the net, not 5.
D v. Krqken! Win either way day, let’s goooo hockey!
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
D v. Krqken! Win either way day, let’s goooo hockey!
Cut to the reel of Lars saying “Just get me the puck guys”
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Cut to the reel of Lars saying “Just get me the puck guys”
Lars interview… and he’s looks pissed on the ice. 🌶️
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Lars interview… and he’s looks pissed on the ice. 🌶️
We’ll get em next time fellas.
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November 6, 2025 at 5:53 AM
We’ll get em next time fellas.
28% of SJ shots are goals.
November 6, 2025 at 5:05 AM
28% of SJ shots are goals.
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🚨NEW 2MM 🚨
🏒 Who's a FRAUD and who is for real 10 games into the season?
🏒 Our yearly tirade about the Frozen Frenzy
🏒 Can someone please let Shayna run an NHL broadcast for one day?
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🏒 Who's a FRAUD and who is for real 10 games into the season?
🏒 Our yearly tirade about the Frozen Frenzy
🏒 Can someone please let Shayna run an NHL broadcast for one day?
🍏https://t.co/u0JsujNylk
🎧https://t.co/apWhC918au
October 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
🚨NEW 2MM 🚨
🏒 Who's a FRAUD and who is for real 10 games into the season?
🏒 Our yearly tirade about the Frozen Frenzy
🏒 Can someone please let Shayna run an NHL broadcast for one day?
🍏https://t.co/u0JsujNylk
🎧https://t.co/apWhC918au
🏒 Who's a FRAUD and who is for real 10 games into the season?
🏒 Our yearly tirade about the Frozen Frenzy
🏒 Can someone please let Shayna run an NHL broadcast for one day?
🍏https://t.co/u0JsujNylk
🎧https://t.co/apWhC918au
The holidays are in real trouble after this Halloween surprise. It’s not Jack Skellington; it’s Gru, the fellow horse loving German Gent that is going to blow my daughter’s mind! I am DYING to go pick her up from school to see her reaction. Thanks again Gru
@seattlekraken.com
@seattlekraken.com
October 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The holidays are in real trouble after this Halloween surprise. It’s not Jack Skellington; it’s Gru, the fellow horse loving German Gent that is going to blow my daughter’s mind! I am DYING to go pick her up from school to see her reaction. Thanks again Gru
@seattlekraken.com
@seattlekraken.com
We’ve got a wicked Oleksi-stash growen’ on here
October 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
We’ve got a wicked Oleksi-stash growen’ on here
I’m not disappointed with our performance,we played our game. MTL was the better team.
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October 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I’m not disappointed with our performance,we played our game. MTL was the better team.
MTL is real possessive. Making us skate a grip before they pass.
October 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
MTL is real possessive. Making us skate a grip before they pass.