Well excuuuse me for trying to be helpful. I hate when people are wasteful.

...Is that what you want? For no it to no longer be useful anymore...? So no one can use it again?

"A knight, huh? Guess I was... You're welcome."

She sighs softly, a bit flustered by the closeness, her gaze finding anywhere else to look.

"...What, you gonna make me dinner or something in return?"

She blinks back at him, then scowls. He was always trying to rile her up, and she wouldn't let him get the best of her so easily!

"Yeah, you were shiverin' like a cold lil damsel, so I spooned ya and kept you warm like the princess you are! Happy? Or what, do you wanna hear something worse?"

It'd be kinda fucked up if I wasn't over my MARRIED friends, don't you think?? Of course I'm over it, I'm not insane, Shinji...!!

"...Wh...what's with that look?? Tell me I'm wrong, then!!"

". . . . . ."

"Don't confuse me. You mean in like a fighting way cuz he's too busy being a husband?? You could flick my head off, I'm not a good rival at all--"

Mm... Nah, we were all pretty roundabout about it back then. It's been about ten years since it would've made a difference, so it doesn't matter if I did or not.
I'm alright, though! I knew what I was in for, so don't worry about lil ol' me.

"Oh yeah, toooootally! I skipped work and everything just to watch you sleep!"

She scoffs, tone just as sarcastic.

"If you're worried about that, maybe don't break into my house, ya freeloader! Don't worry, unlike you, I'm not a perv!"

⏩️ to eat while watching a movie and waiting to see if he wakes up. She spoons him that night.

The same routine the following day, until he stirs, finally, and she hears an unfamiliar name, confused, shocked, curious.

"...Who's Luna...?"

As sure as I, as a paying customer who isn't an expert on the poultry industry, can be.
You're not gonna guilt me out of a tasty breakfast, Celeste, unless suddenly they start selling harpy eggs at Don Quijote.

It's not harpy eggs, don't look at me like that...