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that one friend who keeps jailing everyone
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🚨 WELCOME TO KPOPSKY JAIL! 🚨

— tag or dm us your bloomfs' tweets when they say something that breaks the law!

breaking the law includes:
- being horny
- have said an ENTIRELY wrong opinion on any kpop discourse
- being chaotic
- anything else that sounds illegal (e.g. cannibalism, murder, etc.)
hi
December 28, 2024 at 4:55 PM
sigh... 36 hours. @reciprocate.bsky.social
November 28, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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GIRL EHAT
no one knows i'm kpopsky jail by day and ********** by night
November 26, 2024 at 8:53 AM
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Quick! Somebody count!
no one knows i'm kpopsky jail by day and ********** by night
November 26, 2024 at 8:58 AM
no one knows i'm kpopsky jail by day and ********** by night
November 26, 2024 at 8:50 AM
...

24 hours. @injuni.bsky.social
November 26, 2024 at 8:47 AM
if you show this tweet to a victorian child, they would k*ll themselves.
did anyone remember when the 97-year-old willy wonka immersive chocolate experience in glassgow where oompa loompas still serve ░P░U░S░S░Y░░I░N░░B░I░O░ the old-fashioned way but they started playing julie ragbeer while holding space for defying gravity lyrics with the black solo poly hijabi amputee?
squidward from spongebob is standing with his arms crossed
ALT: squidward from spongebob is standing with his arms crossed
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2024 at 11:45 AM
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well…. morning ig !
November 25, 2024 at 11:06 AM
everyone, this isn't stan jail related BUT!!

i was informed by my skyline that y'all need to report and block @shinnningsunoo.bsky.social because impersonating a real person's fan account is weird and creepy even if you think it's for jokes so pls tap the @ and do it to get the account off bluesky.
November 25, 2024 at 12:55 AM
shame. 24 hours. @slxtforzoro.bsky.social
November 25, 2024 at 12:49 AM
the replies... 48 hours. @spideyidolslover.bsky.social
November 25, 2024 at 12:47 AM
+24 hours on your 13 hour sentence.
November 25, 2024 at 12:46 AM
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they got a starter pack

go.bsky.app/6RgebPb
November 24, 2024 at 5:20 PM
November 25, 2024 at 12:44 AM
November 25, 2024 at 12:43 AM
November 25, 2024 at 12:41 AM
zaddy namjoon as the president ⁉️

maybe i wanna be stuck on this job forever 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
November 24, 2024 at 3:21 PM
we are now horny to our own MUTUALS?? where is the class smh 24 hours sentence. @jinris.bsky.social
November 24, 2024 at 2:28 PM
sigh 24 hours. @ilyantons.bsky.social
November 24, 2024 at 2:27 PM
November 24, 2024 at 2:23 PM
24 hours.
November 24, 2024 at 2:21 PM
🚨 WELCOME TO KPOPSKY JAIL! 🚨

— tag or dm us your bloomfs' tweets when they say something that breaks the law!

breaking the law includes:
- being horny
- have said an ENTIRELY wrong opinion on any kpop discourse
- being chaotic
- anything else that sounds illegal (e.g. cannibalism, murder, etc.)
November 24, 2024 at 5:58 AM
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you will be fined and serve three days in jail.
@kpopskyjail.bsky.social
November 24, 2024 at 1:57 AM
who's nessa?
November 24, 2024 at 2:02 AM
November 23, 2024 at 11:41 PM