Correction, all 50 states.

Even though I did not obtain a diamond potato, this day will forever remain in my memory as a tasty morsel of ravenous consumerism paired with the meager crumbs’ leftover from insatiable and fervent capitalists, all held together via the links social networks distracting us from our hunger. Thanks!!

Potato has eyes. Diamond potato can see with diamond eyes?

But what type of potato?! Russet, King Edward, Russian Blue?Yukon Gold?