Kozyshank
@kozyshank.bsky.social
Member of the goatface club since forever
Get out there and make real men, out of snow
December 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Get out there and make real men, out of snow
Can we get sloptok AI videos of CEOs holding press conferences discounting medicine and housing?
October 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Can we get sloptok AI videos of CEOs holding press conferences discounting medicine and housing?
Yes but only Clay Davis or Namonds mom's scenes
October 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Yes but only Clay Davis or Namonds mom's scenes
Wait til we can mix in the Sabres on a full time basis!
October 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Wait til we can mix in the Sabres on a full time basis!
As the salary cap continues to rise in the league are we on our way to getting back to the late 90s/early 2000s in terms of haves and have-nots for teams spending? Im sure that ended amicably and without significant harm done to the game..right?
September 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
As the salary cap continues to rise in the league are we on our way to getting back to the late 90s/early 2000s in terms of haves and have-nots for teams spending? Im sure that ended amicably and without significant harm done to the game..right?
Anytime I have to pre-treat a shirt because I'm a slob, you'd better believe I say aloud to myself that im gonna "spray my shirt, with DOCUMENTS!"
May 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Anytime I have to pre-treat a shirt because I'm a slob, you'd better believe I say aloud to myself that im gonna "spray my shirt, with DOCUMENTS!"
Just because the whole county is a superfund...
May 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Just because the whole county is a superfund...
You don't want someone with front office experience as :: checks notes :: The Ambassador of Fun?
May 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
You don't want someone with front office experience as :: checks notes :: The Ambassador of Fun?
Blowback is amazing but hoo-boy does it make you feel not great about being an American!
April 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Blowback is amazing but hoo-boy does it make you feel not great about being an American!
Most slept on spring/summer food item(s) because even though I'll listen and read about this team, I'm just tired boss.
April 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Most slept on spring/summer food item(s) because even though I'll listen and read about this team, I'm just tired boss.
I keep waiting to hear the stupid fucking Rogen chortle during those ads
April 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I keep waiting to hear the stupid fucking Rogen chortle during those ads
CONFIRMED: Joe is Bigfoot
(This is stolen from a Mitch Hedberg bit)
(This is stolen from a Mitch Hedberg bit)
April 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
CONFIRMED: Joe is Bigfoot
(This is stolen from a Mitch Hedberg bit)
(This is stolen from a Mitch Hedberg bit)
896 if you really, really wanted to I bet
April 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
896 if you really, really wanted to I bet
So, party at your place now, right?
April 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
So, party at your place now, right?
Oh, they scooped it? At DQ? We're clearly not operating on the level of mutual respect I thought we were. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
March 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Oh, they scooped it? At DQ? We're clearly not operating on the level of mutual respect I thought we were. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Gonna look into this...
February 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Gonna look into this...
You're going to RTJ + WU TANG aren't you?
February 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
You're going to RTJ + WU TANG aren't you?
Maybe I've mentioned it to you before but is it not wild that Ovechkin is going to break the goals record using an independent stick manufacturer? Can't believe that CCM/Bauer fumbled the bag so bad on this
February 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Maybe I've mentioned it to you before but is it not wild that Ovechkin is going to break the goals record using an independent stick manufacturer? Can't believe that CCM/Bauer fumbled the bag so bad on this
10min of 3on3 will hopefully make the shootout more novel and less frequent.
Shot clock or no retreat is the only other thing I can think of to maybe really lock it in. What say you?
Shot clock or no retreat is the only other thing I can think of to maybe really lock it in. What say you?
February 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
10min of 3on3 will hopefully make the shootout more novel and less frequent.
Shot clock or no retreat is the only other thing I can think of to maybe really lock it in. What say you?
Shot clock or no retreat is the only other thing I can think of to maybe really lock it in. What say you?
Can you describe the observation?
February 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Can you describe the observation?
A case of the Strombones?
January 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
A case of the Strombones?