Ermmm ... when Trump was first elected. wasn't there an argument over "Alternative facts" as to how many were present at the inauguration? How do you prevent representatives from refusing to attend such a programme and dismissing it all as "Fake news"?

Who is playing the Butler?

Ha ha ha. Excellent.

I had a little Joe 90 figure which got lost in transit to Cambridge. Never found out what happened to it.

In the words of one Austin Powers. "Groovy. Baby"

Hmmmm. Being your younger brother I specifically remember you dancing to the theme music of Joe 90. That was a little later on, of course. Kind of early 1970s, if I am correct. I also remember begging you to stop dancing, but you carried on, just for a laugh. All in black and white back then too.

Woking gehen sie aus London? (Apologies for my poor German).

Toll!

This is a State visit. Or should be.

Saddest thing ever. Even if proof was absolutely solid, it wouldn't change anything.

Look out Donald Trump. The Burtonator is arriving in England. Who needs a State Visit?

When do we get to throw the Holy Hand Grenade?