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kozisghost.bsky.social
@kozisghost.bsky.social
Hockey is such a delightfully stupid sport because players will do this after a puck is shot in their net on a random November Sunday. Dap eachother during a tournament in January then be best men at each others weddings in June
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
#1 I’ve seen you open a knife like snapping your fingers

#2 you told me what a bad dragon was

#3 Help help I’m being intimidated!
October 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The tradition of hiding business cards with sketches when I quit continues!
September 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Füd
August 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The Reddit ban hammer isn’t good enough, I wish I had an actual hammer for these pos
July 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Forgot how much I love bbq’ing
July 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Forgot how much I love bbq’ing
July 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Pneumonia sucks. I’ve had coughing fits all week where I’ve passed out. Nearly put my head through a wall two days ago, blew a blood vessel last night
July 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
What love language is this? Asking for a friend
June 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
May 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Scam on kozi will you???
April 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Starting a DND sketch for some friends
April 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
No we said Harley Quinn colored!!!
April 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
No we said Harley Quinn colored!!!
April 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
If I’m gonna 3 putt, might as well do it in style
April 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
See what happens when you’re in the top 1% of Spotify listeners 5 years in a row?
March 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
If Devils fans and beat writers had there way, this would be the lineup and man, it’s not winning a playoff round, nevermind the Stanley cup either

They’d still be without 1C, 1D, 3D too but would have traded Mercer, Nemec, Casey, Gritsyuk to acquire overperforming 3rd liners
March 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
A random local number texted me this pic and I have questions I am scared of asking
March 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Not bad views for the day. Now I’m drunk poolside
February 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Not bad views for the day. Now I’m drunk poolside
February 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
CROP CIRCLES!!
February 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Customer states they bumped a curb

My guy, you McFucked the curb…
February 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Batman needs no support
February 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I don’t think a patch will fix it.
February 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Going to tell Trump this is Canada’s fentanyl czar
February 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM