I love the Irish president. Such a cutie patootie

I’m too autistic to read between the lines man.

I’m broke and Amazon decided to get their lick back

I hate everything and everyone for like a week every month

Ngl I’m excited to be old and unhinged

I asked my friend “If I accidentally killed one of your siblings. Which one would it take the least amount of time to forgive me for” and she wouldn’t pick but slipped up it would take a long time for her to forgive them on the contrary. Should I cut her off?

Bestie is obnoxiously righteous about everything

Trucks without their trailers look goofy as hell

Confession of the day: I once had a crush on a guy who looked like Barkhad Abdi and acted a little fruity. He was the apple of my eye. I haven’t trusted myself since…

Please stop making her talk, I beg of you. I’m being gassed with the fumes of her breath.

I want a #somali cat called Xalimo so baddddd but my mom pertends to be allergic to them

I always say it’s gonna be my year and it never is but I really feel like this one really might be my year inshallah. I’ll be back in 2026

Every couple of weeks I have an existential crisis about time. What do you mean 2024 is almost over.

Where the #somali people at? The only Somali activity here is Johnny Somali and the guys a fraud.

My best friend is a social justice warrior. She’d fight for the rights of grass if she could.

Someone please warn the Aliens about Tom Cruise.

Omg I feel like I have old Twitter back, I’m gonna cry. #Bluesky