I have stopped using exclamation points in my work emails to show I am a real business bitch LITERAL PERIOD
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I have stopped using exclamation points in my work emails to show I am a real business bitch LITERAL PERIOD
We Are On Bluesky @solidslack.bsky.social @willswitch-engage.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
We Are On Bluesky @solidslack.bsky.social @willswitch-engage.bsky.social
Immediately GASPED “Kurt Vonnegut?!?” and just as quickly realized no, DONALD SUTHERLAND
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Immediately GASPED “Kurt Vonnegut?!?” and just as quickly realized no, DONALD SUTHERLAND
Y’all will be like “she’s posting through it again” bitch WHO!! Just because I’m not chronically online doesn’t mean I don’t deserve GOSSIP
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Y’all will be like “she’s posting through it again” bitch WHO!! Just because I’m not chronically online doesn’t mean I don’t deserve GOSSIP
beep boop bloop bleep
October 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
beep boop bloop bleep
Can I just say… #RenoChampionshipWrestling is so damn good
March 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Can I just say… #RenoChampionshipWrestling is so damn good
Me at work: I think that’s a great idea
Narrator: She did not think it was a great idea
(Can you tell I’m rewatching Arrested Developement?)
Narrator: She did not think it was a great idea
(Can you tell I’m rewatching Arrested Developement?)
February 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Me at work: I think that’s a great idea
Narrator: She did not think it was a great idea
(Can you tell I’m rewatching Arrested Developement?)
Narrator: She did not think it was a great idea
(Can you tell I’m rewatching Arrested Developement?)
Thinking about her (pro wrestling)
February 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Thinking about her (pro wrestling)
This was so much fun, but I really need people to hear to my Challengers theory re: could Tashi be The Spirit of Tennis?
New Episode: Will, Jared, and Kourtney conclude their lists of their Top Five Movies of 2024!
What two well regarded movies did Jared actually hate? Did all three hosts pick the same movie for their number two spot? What surprise movie does Kourtney have as her number one? Listen to find out!
What two well regarded movies did Jared actually hate? Did all three hosts pick the same movie for their number two spot? What surprise movie does Kourtney have as her number one? Listen to find out!
February 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This was so much fun, but I really need people to hear to my Challengers theory re: could Tashi be The Spirit of Tennis?
This morning I went to say goodbye to my sleeping baby before work but not only was she already awake, she was sitting up with a (knitted! lightweight!! breathable!!!) blanket over her head whispering to herself
February 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This morning I went to say goodbye to my sleeping baby before work but not only was she already awake, she was sitting up with a (knitted! lightweight!! breathable!!!) blanket over her head whispering to herself
Sorry I haven’t been posting lately, haven’t seen any more dogs poop on the sidewalk
February 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Sorry I haven’t been posting lately, haven’t seen any more dogs poop on the sidewalk
Reposted by Chutney
On this week's episode, Will & Jared are joined by Kourtney to discuss their top ten films of the past year!
The trio work through ten through six in part one. Is it illegal to pick two films for one spot? Does Will still hate camp? Did Emilia Perez make the cut?! Listen to find out!
The trio work through ten through six in part one. Is it illegal to pick two films for one spot? Does Will still hate camp? Did Emilia Perez make the cut?! Listen to find out!
February 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
On this week's episode, Will & Jared are joined by Kourtney to discuss their top ten films of the past year!
The trio work through ten through six in part one. Is it illegal to pick two films for one spot? Does Will still hate camp? Did Emilia Perez make the cut?! Listen to find out!
The trio work through ten through six in part one. Is it illegal to pick two films for one spot? Does Will still hate camp? Did Emilia Perez make the cut?! Listen to find out!
My doctors office called and asked if they were speaking to Kourtney and I said “yes that I” I’m an idiot and I love it!!
February 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My doctors office called and asked if they were speaking to Kourtney and I said “yes that I” I’m an idiot and I love it!!
I have been spreading The Sims 1 and 2 remake gospel to everyone I know and it’s not even available on Mac?! This is exactly like The Gift of the Magi
February 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I have been spreading The Sims 1 and 2 remake gospel to everyone I know and it’s not even available on Mac?! This is exactly like The Gift of the Magi
“That dog is a barbarian, an absolute heathen” I think to myself watching a dog poop on the sidewalk in an area surrounded by grass
January 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
“That dog is a barbarian, an absolute heathen” I think to myself watching a dog poop on the sidewalk in an area surrounded by grass
Me to my daughter: Do you want to watch Bluey? We can watch an episode… or three…
Narrator: They watched four.
Narrator: They watched four.
January 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Me to my daughter: Do you want to watch Bluey? We can watch an episode… or three…
Narrator: They watched four.
Narrator: They watched four.
Putting clothes on inside out AND backwards is so humbling because you managed to mess up one thing TWICE
January 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Putting clothes on inside out AND backwards is so humbling because you managed to mess up one thing TWICE
I regret to inform you I am in fact grinding my teeth at night
I’m not grinding my teeth at night but constantly clenching my teeth during the day, which somehow seems worse
January 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I regret to inform you I am in fact grinding my teeth at night
Did I paint my nails? Yes. Do they look bad? Also yes.
January 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Did I paint my nails? Yes. Do they look bad? Also yes.
Feeling optimistic about the year because I haven’t accidentally wrote 2024 on any documents yet
January 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Feeling optimistic about the year because I haven’t accidentally wrote 2024 on any documents yet
Having a good 2024 = I was saying Boo Urns
January 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Having a good 2024 = I was saying Boo Urns
Having a pretend tea party with my baby and distinctly remembering my own childhood pretend tea parties where I was disappointed the food was fake
December 29, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Having a pretend tea party with my baby and distinctly remembering my own childhood pretend tea parties where I was disappointed the food was fake
I was going to rag on the One Hundred Years of Solitude TV adaptation like “What’s next? Netflix’s Crime and Punishment?” but actually… why not? Maybe good adaptations of literature will get people into books. I mean, I read Interview with a Vampire after watching the show and that book is dogshit
December 23, 2024 at 2:04 AM
I was going to rag on the One Hundred Years of Solitude TV adaptation like “What’s next? Netflix’s Crime and Punishment?” but actually… why not? Maybe good adaptations of literature will get people into books. I mean, I read Interview with a Vampire after watching the show and that book is dogshit