huge W 🎉

welcome to the transition, etc

i hate gay halloween wdym you’re a can of Firumáx dog food eaten by the guy from paraguay

article opens with Standard GPT English: “X isn’t just Y — it’s Z”

you could make up a figure who is Schrödinger’s equivalent for discovering these principles in this secondary world. this makes more sense when your narration is only from character PoVs and not some disembodied god camera

clinton boutta show you what a real big beautiful bill looks like

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reminds me of a piece of destiny 2 lore where a character goes by Wu Ming. all the mandarin speakers rolfing over a simple iykyk joke

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can’t believe obama is not in fact the throat goat, this is so disappointing

i know that 某 here is probably just a stand-in for a cat’s actual name but the idea that a single cat can be literally called “moulaoye” is the funniest shit to my mandarin brain

there is nothing that her haters say that can exceed monica’s own humor and grace. she’s funnier than any of her haters can ever be

jfc is bill the reverse king midas of receiving BJs?? the very concept of it all