"you should not make fun of other beliefs" the lady with a blade at my neck gave me a reiki healing sales pitch and started yelling about how elmo is woke

do i go back to the metaphysical salon for a maintenance cut because that shit was so fucking funny

jk time for horse

i miss being paid adequately for work that i enjoyed and was good at and was recognized for doing well at it and i didn't have to interact with any outside parties and i could do it in an environment i was in control of

pay me to do my menial little tasks on my computer in my sweatpants like the hermit i am

okay don't worry about this season

do you want a real answer or

GAVIS BETTEL SINGING KISHIDAN GRGRGRGGRGRGGGGRRRRRRRR