Other than that though I think you’re right

I thought it was Bryan Reynolds getting $106.75 million

Well you see, abortion is a sin and that would have been awful, but newborn actual babies, who cares?

/s

When I see middle-aged men talking like this I just know their kids don’t talk to them. And clearly this is no exception.

I thought we’d see numerous disgusting acts of pedophilia from Trump in these, little did I know we’d see that he was involved in the murder of a newborn baby. Yet somehow, I’m not even surprised.

As an Iowa fan I am glad to finally be watching real football

I officially went from agnostic to atheist very fast during his second term

Slept through his alarm?

That can’t be impossible, the refs keep absolutely screwing the Cyclones /s

I was stunned when they put the graphic up showing we hadn’t made a free throw, I said “I wasn’t aware that we’ve attempted one”

They’ve had what, nine fouls called on them well into the second half of the game now? The refs are probably wondering what more they want at this point

I’m like, “what could be so shocking to put inside the cake? It’s a pregnancy test or something right?”

Yeah I wasn’t expecting what actually happened

Let me guess, he’ll win it next year too

And now DPI on the fourth play. This defense has not played clean on a single play this drive.