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Kortenie
@kortenie.bsky.social
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Have no fear, the nerdy, animal loving, emotional support Canadian is here!
She/they 🌈
Profile photo: Conrad the Designer
Outfit (concept and creation): moi
Cover photo: Conrad the Designer
Supergirl outfit: Frontier Costuming, Flinn Industries, me
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Who else says wild things when they notice how cute they are. like *strangled voice* "OMG you're so cute I just want to backflip out the window"

What weird things do you say?
Pie bald kitten sleeping on a grey fluffy blanket
July 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Her smiles tells me she knows how precious/gorgeous/smart/oofy/beautiful/princessy/perfect/soft she is.
Piebald cat laying with eyes closed smiling on a grey blanket.
June 19, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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When you watch Bob Ross every morning with your son, you get the best presents on Mother's Day to commemorate that 💜
Painted 8x10 canvas in a landscape orientation with a watercolour painting of a mountain and a field, with a tree and a lake in the foreground.
May 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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When I started my search for kitties in 2017, I put out into the universe, "I want two bonded brothers, bonus if tuxedos." Just over a month later, Peter (left) and Parker (right) quite literally fall into my lap.
I believe that's what they call manifesting.
Two almost identical tuxedo cats sleeping together on a blanket. Peter is on the left, Parker is on the right. Peter is curled into Parker.
May 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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PLAY.
Piebald cat is standing on a white and black carpet holding a toy consisting of feathers in her mouth. Her eyes are large and expectant as she is staring directly at the camera.
May 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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"My name's Peter, and I like to lay on my mom's neck."
Tuxedo cat on a shaggy dull white and black carpet. The cat is laying in the sun facing the camera, body behind his head. His front paws are outstretched towards the camera.
April 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Bones season 8 episode 4; The Tiger in the Tail, which aired 8 Oct... 2012.

This..... Aged ...
April 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Me, lately:
Black and white screencap of Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer saying, "Is everyone here very stoned?" The words are in white along the bottom of the image, very is italicized.
April 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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This cat.
Floor level shot of a piebald cat in a door frame on a hardwood floor. She is laying sideways with her paws on the door frame. Her head is up and looking to the upper left of the camera. She has predominantly white fur with dark stripes down to the pink nose and on the legs.
April 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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I don't think so...
Four panel screenshot of donald trump with the FIFA planner in the Oval Office. trump is saying, "...sad because I said, 'can you imagine I'm not going to be president.' And that's too bad. And what happened is they rigged the election and I became president so that was a good thing."
April 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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We have learned we cannot say chicken in the house without Willow crawling out from underneath the couch like a zombie, looking for chicken.

So we're having "modern dino" for dinner.
Closeup of a white cat with black markings down the forehead to the nose and another patch between *her* left eye and ear. Her adorable nose is pink and her eyes are green. She is staring hungrily directly at the camera.
April 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Haligonians, head over to Mackay's Pharmachoice for your own Canadian merch, including, tags with "Proudly Unavailable since 1867", and "Elbow's Up" shirts (don't ask me stock levels, I dunno)
Sun: 12pm-5pm; M-F 9am-7pm, Sat 9am-5pm.

Hope there's still one of those unavailable tags left for me 🤣
A store display of Canadian merch. There are socks, a basket with something a sign describes as "Canada Never 51", tags that say "Canada Proudly Unavailable since 1867", something in a bag that says "Oh My Canada Maple sugar flavour" and black t-shirts that say Elbows up in black over a flag and other red shirts that says Canada with a small flag undrneath, all in white.
April 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Do you enjoy Buffy? Do you enjoy Star Wars Clone Wars? Do you enjoy first impressions? Well this has it all! @vinzerflinn.bsky.social has never seen Buffy, and I've never seen animated Clone Wars. Come along with us for the journey!
Screenshot of the Spotify profile for "The Book of Flinn". The symbol for the podcast is an original graphic of a krayt dragon with a microphone on a galaxy background. Text below it says "Vinzer and Reigna, a couple of GenX Mandalorians doing a Clone Wars and Buffy re-watch? (18+ language and spoiler warnings)
April 4, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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If you have to protect your identity to demonstrate your beliefs... You are on the wrong side.

You don't like basic decency and respect? Get out of Canada.
Screenshot from Reddit of a post where there was a white nationalist men rally at a war Memorial (about fighting Nazis) in Dartmouth, NS, Canada. About a dozen masked men holding flags and a sign saying "our people, our (word someone is blocking), our future."
March 31, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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Baby dragon.
Front on shot of a tuxedo cat on a taupe brown pillow. The pillow is on a navy blue couch. The tuxedo cat is laying down with his arms tucked under him and his head on the pillow that makes him look like a bat. He has a black heart shape nose.
March 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Y'all he literally said it. I don't know why this speech isn't getting more attention. He sat at the desk in the Oval office and said this while meeting with the FIFA organizer I believe.

Y'ALL HE SAID IT OUT LOUD.
Four screen caps of Donald Trump saying "...sad because I said, can you imagine I'm not going to be president. And that's too bad. And what happened is they rigged the election and I became president, so that was a good thing."
March 22, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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Things AI shouldn't be used for: selling fabricated "art" for profit.

Things AI *should* be used for: fun hilarious warnings to our immediate downstairs neighbour to not FA or you'll FO
AI generated art of a skyscraper sized Canadian Goose (aka cobra chicken or murder pillow) stomping through a downtown city scape leaving destruction and explosions in its wake.
March 18, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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Oh so we're just saying the quiet parts loud now. (3:10 mark)

www.c-span.org/program/whit...
Four screen caps of Donald Trump and FIFA President Gianni Infantino, where Donald is signing an executive order for a special task force for the FIFA World Cup. The four screen caps are of Donald saying, "can you imagine I'm not going to be president (for the World Cup). And that's too bad. And what happened they rigged the election and I became president, so that was a good thing."
March 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Baby trifecta!
Two tuxedos snuggle together in the background with a piebald cat laying down in the foreground. All are facing away from the camera and on a white and black plaid blanket.
March 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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I dress fanceh occasionalleh.
Selfie of a woman in a navy blue shirt and strands of pearls on gunmetal chain. Dark blonde hair side shave with the top in a pouf. Hallway in the background.
March 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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I caught one of mine mid-charge (I'm testing the theory of cats being solar powered).
Piebald cat (mostly white with black head stripes and a dark tail) sitting in a patch of sunlight in front of a black leather Ottoman. She is sitting on a shaggy carpet that is also white with black flecked. Her mostly white fur is veeeeery bright in the sunlight.
March 8, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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Hello, aren't YOU dangerous and correctly named 😍
Someone (you can only see a hand) holding a bag of Cheetos, Magic Masala flavour. It's a royal blue bag and the Cheetah mascot eating a Cheetos on the bottom right of the bag, with the Cheetos logo at the centre top. There is a rainbow LED computer mouse in the background.
March 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Despite what this skyline may tell you, I have three cats total. It's just that while Willow looks like a fuzzy little angel, these two are the definition of herp and derp. Meet Peter and Parker:
Disheveled tuxedo at half asleep with mouth looking agape, the definition of derpy. The cat is laying on a black and white polka dotted cat bed. Close up of a tuxedo cat" nose and whiskers, the rest of his face is covered by his back feet. This cat looks like the embodiment of some assembly required, it's hard to make out what you're looking at.
March 4, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Oop! She caught me 😍
Three pictures collaged together. All three pictures are of the same piebald (white cat with black markings) cat on a plush forest green blanket and a grey plushies blanket. Top picture is her sleeping, middle picture is her still face in the blanket, but eyes partially open and looking at the camera. Bottom picture is her turning her head and staring at the camera, eyes fully open.
March 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Trump's "waterfront property"
Palestinian in the foreground with destroyed building in Gaza in background. Caption in the middle saying "Welcome to my city" Destroyed Palestinian street and buildings in Gaza Slightly blurry pic of a destroyed building in Gaza Destroyed Palestinian building in Gaza on a equally destroyed road. Caption in the middle says "Welcome to my city"
February 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM