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Kortenie
@kortenie.bsky.social
Have no fear, the nerdy, animal loving, emotional support Canadian is here!
She/they 🌈
Profile photo: Conrad the Designer
Outfit (concept and creation): moi
Cover photo: Conrad the Designer
Supergirl outfit: Frontier Costuming, Flinn Industries, me
Who else says wild things when they notice how cute they are. like *strangled voice* "OMG you're so cute I just want to backflip out the window"

What weird things do you say?
July 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Her smiles tells me she knows how precious/gorgeous/smart/oofy/beautiful/princessy/perfect/soft she is.
June 19, 2025 at 9:19 AM
When you watch Bob Ross every morning with your son, you get the best presents on Mother's Day to commemorate that 💜
May 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
When I started my search for kitties in 2017, I put out into the universe, "I want two bonded brothers, bonus if tuxedos." Just over a month later, Peter (left) and Parker (right) quite literally fall into my lap.
I believe that's what they call manifesting.
May 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
PLAY.
May 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
"My name's Peter, and I like to lay on my mom's neck."
April 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Bones season 8 episode 4; The Tiger in the Tail, which aired 8 Oct... 2012.

This..... Aged ...
April 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Me, lately:
April 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This cat.
April 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I don't think so...
April 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
We have learned we cannot say chicken in the house without Willow crawling out from underneath the couch like a zombie, looking for chicken.

So we're having "modern dino" for dinner.
April 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Haligonians, head over to Mackay's Pharmachoice for your own Canadian merch, including, tags with "Proudly Unavailable since 1867", and "Elbow's Up" shirts (don't ask me stock levels, I dunno)
Sun: 12pm-5pm; M-F 9am-7pm, Sat 9am-5pm.

Hope there's still one of those unavailable tags left for me 🤣
April 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Do you enjoy Buffy? Do you enjoy Star Wars Clone Wars? Do you enjoy first impressions? Well this has it all! @vinzerflinn.bsky.social has never seen Buffy, and I've never seen animated Clone Wars. Come along with us for the journey!
April 4, 2025 at 11:25 AM
If you have to protect your identity to demonstrate your beliefs... You are on the wrong side.

You don't like basic decency and respect? Get out of Canada.
March 31, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Baby dragon.
March 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Y'all he literally said it. I don't know why this speech isn't getting more attention. He sat at the desk in the Oval office and said this while meeting with the FIFA organizer I believe.

Y'ALL HE SAID IT OUT LOUD.
March 22, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Things AI shouldn't be used for: selling fabricated "art" for profit.

Things AI *should* be used for: fun hilarious warnings to our immediate downstairs neighbour to not FA or you'll FO
March 18, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Oh so we're just saying the quiet parts loud now. (3:10 mark)

www.c-span.org/program/whit...
March 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Baby trifecta!
March 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I dress fanceh occasionalleh.
March 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I caught one of mine mid-charge (I'm testing the theory of cats being solar powered).
March 8, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Hello, aren't YOU dangerous and correctly named 😍
March 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Despite what this skyline may tell you, I have three cats total. It's just that while Willow looks like a fuzzy little angel, these two are the definition of herp and derp. Meet Peter and Parker:
March 4, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Oop! She caught me 😍
March 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Trump's "waterfront property"
February 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM