Oliver Kornetzke
@kornetzke.bsky.social
I am transient electrochemical patterns emergent from cellular homeostasis, briefly aware amid entropic decline.
These boots are made for walkin', and that's just what they'll do.
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over this festering pumpkin carcass of American rot crammed into an ill-fitting suit.
It’s been tweetin’ when it oughta be leadin’, a dumb orange clown shoutin’ greed as substitute.
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over this festering pumpkin carcass of American rot crammed into an ill-fitting suit.
It’s been tweetin’ when it oughta be leadin’, a dumb orange clown shoutin’ greed as substitute.
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
These boots are made for walkin', and that's just what they'll do.
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over this festering pumpkin carcass of American rot crammed into an ill-fitting suit.
It’s been tweetin’ when it oughta be leadin’, a dumb orange clown shoutin’ greed as substitute.
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over this festering pumpkin carcass of American rot crammed into an ill-fitting suit.
It’s been tweetin’ when it oughta be leadin’, a dumb orange clown shoutin’ greed as substitute.
Ignore all other photos you think are of me—this is 100% the real me. And for the love of the entire observable universe, please, DO NOT take me to your leader. I’ve already served enough time on Uranus. It was real shitty.
October 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Ignore all other photos you think are of me—this is 100% the real me. And for the love of the entire observable universe, please, DO NOT take me to your leader. I’ve already served enough time on Uranus. It was real shitty.
Psychologists call it dairy-induced kleptomania. In Wisconsin, it’s just called ‘a balanced diet.’
October 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Psychologists call it dairy-induced kleptomania. In Wisconsin, it’s just called ‘a balanced diet.’
So they’ll know when and where I’m taking a massive shit and shitposting memes about Thiel at the same time? Perfect.
October 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
So they’ll know when and where I’m taking a massive shit and shitposting memes about Thiel at the same time? Perfect.
Fuck bootlickers. Worse than the stupid—at least the stupid have the mercy of ignorance. Bootlickers choose degradation with intent. Parasites lapping up power’s droppings, smiling while they swallow. Nothing lower than a collaborator. Nothing fouler than someone who kneels and calls it principle.
October 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Fuck bootlickers. Worse than the stupid—at least the stupid have the mercy of ignorance. Bootlickers choose degradation with intent. Parasites lapping up power’s droppings, smiling while they swallow. Nothing lower than a collaborator. Nothing fouler than someone who kneels and calls it principle.
