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brandon
@kornchipkardashian.bsky.social
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"sorry, sometimes i get like that" - me, after getting like that

he/him - cleveland - 🏳️‍🌈
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kornchipkardashian.bsky.social
absolutely fucking not
a screenshot of the weather forecast for the next few days, including a low temperature of 9°F tomorrow
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
kornchipkardashian.bsky.social
mentally i am here today
a huge (3 foot) rotting pumpkin/jack o lantern melting into a black plastic pallet with a few corn husks surrounding
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
kornchipkardashian.bsky.social
the singing towers of darillium
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
kornchipkardashian.bsky.social
good morning little gay people in my phone
mirror selfie: blond man with septum piercing, black and grey thermal shirt, sleeves rolled up to reveal solid black tattoo on arm.
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
kornchipkardashian.bsky.social
how's yr saturday going? i'm having an exciting night individually hot gluing candy hearts to CD cases lol
my work station for the evening: candy conversation hearts separated by color, a hot glue gun, and plastic CD cases
November 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
kornchipkardashian.bsky.social
no talk me angy
frowning blond man taking a mirror selfie. wearing a black hoodie and shirt, yellow sunglasses on top of head.
November 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
kornchipkardashian.bsky.social
shit day but i looked cute so 🤷🏼‍♂️
mirror selfie. you know the drill. blond hair, yellow sunglasses, black t shirt, tattooed arm and pierced face
October 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
kornchipkardashian.bsky.social
Post you from a different era.

(tbh not a lot has changed except now i'm fat and have a different hair color lol)
brandon at age 18 in his goth librarian twink phase. a mirror selfie with freshly dyed black hair, wearing a black and grey cardigan and a white t shirt with a red flower and old english text.
October 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
kornchipkardashian.bsky.social
i am blond again
a selfie of a white man (me) with short, bleached blond hair, blue eyes, and a septum piercing. i am sticking my index finger in one of my nostrils and looking directly into the camera.
September 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
kornchipkardashian.bsky.social
i am looking *respectfully*
a cheeked up baseball player pitching for the chicago white sox
September 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
kornchipkardashian.bsky.social
okay i'm ready for the metroid prime announcement this friday!
a white man in clown makeup and a curly rainbow wig
September 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
kornchipkardashian.bsky.social
good morning from me and the rattiest shirt i own (i've had it since i was maybe 19-20? and i'm 30 now lol. it's barely holding on.)
a man (me, brandon) with short green hair, multiple facial piercings and a heavily tattooed arm taking a mirror selfie in a very cramped bathroom. i'm wearing a black shirt with old english style text that says X-FILES, with a grainy black and white pic of a UFO. the shirt is meant to evoke the style of black metal album covers from the 90s, a la BURZUM, DARKTHRONE, etc.
September 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
kornchipkardashian.bsky.social
hello from delaware
a white man (me, brandon) with short green hair, multiple facial piercings, and arm tattoos taking a mirror selfie. i'm wearing a black t-shirt featuring a design of a crossed hammer and wrench inside a gear printed in brown, with text around it that says "UNITED COMPACTOR" and "AN INJURY TO ONE IS AN INJURY TO ALL". i have sunglasses resting on my head.
August 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
kornchipkardashian.bsky.social
good morning little gay people in my phone
a white man (me, brandon) with buzzed green and yellow hair, multiple facial piercings, and a heavily tattooed arm, taking a mirror selfie in the bathroom at work. i'm wearing a black tee shirt with an abstract floral design printed in orange, with text at the top reading "PAIN CHAIN". there are lockers and a paper towel dispense in the frame.
July 31, 2025 at 12:57 PM
kornchipkardashian.bsky.social
i regret to inform you i am in my buzzcut era again
a white man (me, brandon) with multiple facial piercings and a heavily tattooed arm taking a mirror selfie in my bathroom. i am cradling my face in my left hand and my hair has been buzzed completely off, with less than half an inch of length left. the mirror is designed to look like a broadway playbill with the cover space being the mirror.
July 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
kornchipkardashian.bsky.social
why do hotel bathrooms always have the best lighting?
a mirror selfie in a hotel bathroom. a white man (me, brandon) with short brown hair pushed back by blue sunglasses is wearing a black t shirt featuring a still from the blair witch project, encircled in an intricate white frame. the walls are white with a grey pattern that looks like eyes.
June 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
kornchipkardashian.bsky.social
happy 5th birthday to the best album of all time
May 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
kornchipkardashian.bsky.social
everything is terrible but we mustn't dwell. not on rex manning day!
maxwell caufield (in character as rex manning) dancing in the video for "say no more, mon amour". he is wearing black jeans and a black vest white long sleeve shirt with a ruffled collar. he is flanked by 4 white women in short black dresses dancing alongside him.
April 8, 2025 at 11:38 AM
kornchipkardashian.bsky.social
i saw the magnetic fields tonight 🥰
April 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
kornchipkardashian.bsky.social
i mean LOOK AT THIS CHANDELIER
a large globe chandelier with intricate stained glass patterns in yellow, red, blue, and purple.
March 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
kornchipkardashian.bsky.social
okay well i'm obsessed with the fox theatre now
a picture of the lobby of the fox theatre in detroit. an ornate silver ceiling and red marble(?) pillars with many flashy lights. it's kind of an art deco style. a view from the gallery in the fox theatre. there are red stone pillars along each wall to the side of the stage, and the rest of the room is decorated entirely with ornate gold filigree.
March 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
kornchipkardashian.bsky.social
and yes, i did in fact buy this sweatshirt even though it's cream colored
me (brandon) standing in a mirror taking a selfie. i'm wearing a cream colored crew neck sweatshirt featuring a black and white portrait of cole escola as mary todd lincoln.
February 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
kornchipkardashian.bsky.social
betty gilpin in OH, MARY! gave the most unhinged performance i've ever seen on a stage, and that's about the best compliment i could ever give anyone. please please please see this play ASAP.
a poster advertising betty gilpin as mary todd lincoln in cole escola's play "oh, mary!"
February 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
kornchipkardashian.bsky.social
🍾 finally done with car payments officially🎉 (for now)
a screenshot of an app for managing car payments, showing a balance of $0.00 due with green text reading "contract paid in full"
February 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
kornchipkardashian.bsky.social
"are you wearing–"
"the shirt from the cancelled insidious live tour? yeah."
a man (brandon) with short brown hair and multiple facial piercings and tattoos, taking a mirror selfie in a cramped bathroom with a dirty mirror. he is wearing a short sleeved red and black tie dye shirt with a print featuring the lipstick demon from the insidious film series, with text at the bottom that says "insidious: the further you fear"
February 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM