Nah man, I need my jellyfish jam

It hurts how accurate this is. Especially with how often I'm asked by others close to me. The only reason I don't share is because others tried to steal my ideas for themselves once shared 😅

It's certainly one way to get famous lmao

Alright, that's good 😂 wasn't sure you did or not, so I figured I'd just pass it along lmao

I'll bring the snacks, anybody else handling refreshments?

It is truly a 1 of a kind experience that I recommend you try at least once 😂 my only regret is that I didn't get sarcastic sooner in the exchange

I'm like 90% sure it's just a result of mistranslation, but it's still just so damn funny 😂

Ok, follow up, how much to have him leave me alone and prioritize someone else 👀

How much of a bribe is necessary to have him target someone else's computer like an annoying little hit man 👀

More than likely- yes 🤣

This genuinely worked just from how unexpected and cute it was 🫠🥹

Thanks to the influence of the internet and TV in general, it's been one of the phrases I've adopted into my vocabulary. It's not an everyday saying, but it comes up enough that I end up confusing people that I talk to 😅

Man, I'm super jealous. Traveling by train through the country looks like such a nice and relaxing experience. It's definitely a bucket list item for sure 🤩