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doing cool shit before i have to sell my soul to corporate interest | 21 they/them | david@korio.me

fediverse -> gordito.club/koriome
i have built up a bank's worth of sleep debt. this saves me money on recreational drugs as i am now constantly loopy. getting my money up and my funny up. you could not even comprehend the brain wave i'm on.
June 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
randomizer - 3
davey - 0
June 13, 2025 at 9:40 AM
twitch.tv/koriome

A BEER IN TIME: BOONETOWN

i am committed to finishing one of these fuckass randomizers
June 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
cart smellin poopy
June 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
the lamest thing i've seen an able-bodied person do is walk into a two story hotel and get upset that there isn't an elevator

the majority of these people skew middle aged but there is an undeniable proportion of millennials
June 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
does depersonalization during sex count as cucking
June 8, 2025 at 10:00 AM
things i have learned today about my landlord
1) their name is only ever in the name of the company
2) all company paperwork filed by and under the name of a local a(sshole)gent who manages the properties
3) they definitely do not live in the united states
4) zero contact info online
June 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
i desperately need an instant messenger like aim that does things in tiny separate windows instead of every other chat platform
May 31, 2025 at 2:29 AM
the second someone whips out jackbox at the function i prepare for the worst time of my life
May 31, 2025 at 12:59 AM
May 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
update: asking for old tech just works??? ad in a local group has people lining up to give me boxes of shit they don't use
korio.me davey @korio.me · May 27
facebook marketplace is peak social media
May 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
facebook marketplace is peak social media
May 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
going to the dispensary trying to get the shit that makes you gay
May 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
living without purpose sucks and all but have you tried this shit its delicious
May 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
May 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
the year is 2125 and money as we know it is useless. earth is a wasteland and the economy for survivors hinges on bottles of lao gan ma spicy chili crisp.
May 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
deep asf
May 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
consider: physical only album released like pokemon games, largely the same but some tracks are exclusive

you gotta rip it and trade files with your friends to get the whole thing

it would make almost no money purely just love for the game
May 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
i don't think that's deodorant
May 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
both runs i did were unsolvable with my current skillset

played with archipelago's weighted options and i think i have a fairly difficult but satisfying randomizer now

will stream again extremely soon
korio.me davey @korio.me · May 16
A BEER IN TIME

ONE HAT IN TIME RANDOMIZER
ONE BEER EVERY DEATH

twitch.tv/koriome
May 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
A BEER IN TIME

ONE HAT IN TIME RANDOMIZER
ONE BEER EVERY DEATH

twitch.tv/koriome
May 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
i love all my animal crossing villagers :)
May 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
current obsession: roasted seaweed snacks

i have searched the internet and found that my cheapest and most readily available option is through sams club and i will now be recieving 48 packs of roasted seaweed to my door. 15 dollars plus shipping
May 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
steam has an insane opportunity to overhaul friends and chat into an independent but still connected system with the impending doom of discord
May 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
i have stumbled into being a volunteer marketing consultant for a tech recycling center but honestly it's kinda exciting!!!
May 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM