Candy peaked in the 90s

Everyone of a certain age agrees that Disney fox robin hood was their sexual awakening sure. But can we agree the Rooster’s voice did something to you?

No matter what the storefront is called I will always reference “kinkos” for printing things, and two line internet musings will always be “tweets” regardless of platform. That’s how I’m choosing to age myself.

What’s the appropriate amount of time you must maintain eye contact with a stranger you nod and smile to as you pass each other on a sidewalk?

I don’t like listening to live recordings of music and I don’t like listening to live recordings of podcasts. Feels good to say that out loud.

Red One was made to remind us all that Christmas isn’t just for girls. It’s for men who pump iron and wear compression shirts and get into fights. Christmas is fucking cool. It’s for dudes too.

There is no greater compliment to me than one from a group fitness/yoga/dance teacher.

Never even considered adding “adult human playing the recorder” to my Los Angeles Metro bingo card Life, and public transit, is full of surprises.

The first cult I started was a Funyun based group. We had a pledge and an anthem.