Rosemary & Garlic-marinated lamb shank. 😍 It already smells amazing and it hasn’t even started cooking yet.

“Don’t you swat at me just because I quit petting you! That’s rude as hell!”

— Me, in earnest, to my housemate’s cat (pictured)

Can I make a beautiful bouquet? Yes. 🌸🌻🌺🌼

Does one side have to be cheated toward the wall? Also yes… 😅

#ThisIsMyBestYall #FlowerSeason

I meaaaaan… 😂😍 It’s most certainly not an insult. They’re all gorgeous. 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

I saw this and instinctively sang it to the tune of ‘100 Years’ by Five For Fighting. 😅😭🫠

What if he has an evil twin named Kirk Odenbob and none of us see it coming??? (It’s supposed to look more Wario than French. Bear with me. 😅)