𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗞𝗢𝗢𝗣𝗔 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚.
@koopashellfire.bsky.social
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘾𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝘿𝙀𝙁𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘾𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝘽𝙀𝙃𝙊𝙇𝘿.
Nessie | She/They | 18+
Nessie | She/They | 18+
Pinned
He's cracking his neck.
Then taking a bite out of a mushroom.
Then taking a bite out of a mushroom.
March 7, 2025 at 6:42 AM
He's cracking his neck.
Then taking a bite out of a mushroom.
Then taking a bite out of a mushroom.
" What—? That it'll skewer 'ya—?! "
The king let out a laugh, stomping closer and closer to him. A wide, overconfident grin on his face.
And once Bowser got close enough? He'd pull back an arm, and swing a heavy punch toward his opponent.
[ #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 𝚇 #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔 #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 ]
The king let out a laugh, stomping closer and closer to him. A wide, overconfident grin on his face.
And once Bowser got close enough? He'd pull back an arm, and swing a heavy punch toward his opponent.
[ #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 𝚇 #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔 #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 ]
March 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
" What—? That it'll skewer 'ya—?! "
The king let out a laugh, stomping closer and closer to him. A wide, overconfident grin on his face.
And once Bowser got close enough? He'd pull back an arm, and swing a heavy punch toward his opponent.
[ #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 𝚇 #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔 #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 ]
The king let out a laugh, stomping closer and closer to him. A wide, overconfident grin on his face.
And once Bowser got close enough? He'd pull back an arm, and swing a heavy punch toward his opponent.
[ #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 𝚇 #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔 #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 ]
" GAH—! "
Bowswe held his arm for a moment as it was stabbed, watching his opponent crawl onto his shell.
" Heh. . . Big mistake, pal—! "
He began to withdrawal back into his she'll, spinning once again with him atop it.
Bowswe held his arm for a moment as it was stabbed, watching his opponent crawl onto his shell.
" Heh. . . Big mistake, pal—! "
He began to withdrawal back into his she'll, spinning once again with him atop it.
March 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
" GAH—! "
Bowswe held his arm for a moment as it was stabbed, watching his opponent crawl onto his shell.
" Heh. . . Big mistake, pal—! "
He began to withdrawal back into his she'll, spinning once again with him atop it.
Bowswe held his arm for a moment as it was stabbed, watching his opponent crawl onto his shell.
" Heh. . . Big mistake, pal—! "
He began to withdrawal back into his she'll, spinning once again with him atop it.
Reposted by 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗞𝗢𝗢𝗣𝗔 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚.
February 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The king let out a loud growl at that swipe. Seems that fire wasn't going to do anything. . . Then he'll just have to get physical!
" Take this, tiny—! "
The Koopa began to quickly swipe his claws, quite dangerous being up close to him. He was surprisingly fast despite his size!
There was
" Take this, tiny—! "
The Koopa began to quickly swipe his claws, quite dangerous being up close to him. He was surprisingly fast despite his size!
There was
February 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The king let out a loud growl at that swipe. Seems that fire wasn't going to do anything. . . Then he'll just have to get physical!
" Take this, tiny—! "
The Koopa began to quickly swipe his claws, quite dangerous being up close to him. He was surprisingly fast despite his size!
There was
" Take this, tiny—! "
The Koopa began to quickly swipe his claws, quite dangerous being up close to him. He was surprisingly fast despite his size!
There was
Reposted by 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗞𝗢𝗢𝗣𝗔 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚.
Angry Peachy!
October 24, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Angry Peachy!
The shell would spin toward the warrior, coming out of it rather quickly afterward.
Bowser began to build up his breath, before firing a massive fireball toward him. Even with an immunity to the flames, it would be a heavy hit.
" Good. . . Don't make this boring then—! "
The king would
Bowser began to build up his breath, before firing a massive fireball toward him. Even with an immunity to the flames, it would be a heavy hit.
" Good. . . Don't make this boring then—! "
The king would
February 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The shell would spin toward the warrior, coming out of it rather quickly afterward.
Bowser began to build up his breath, before firing a massive fireball toward him. Even with an immunity to the flames, it would be a heavy hit.
" Good. . . Don't make this boring then—! "
The king would
Bowser began to build up his breath, before firing a massive fireball toward him. Even with an immunity to the flames, it would be a heavy hit.
" Good. . . Don't make this boring then—! "
The king would
He would turn, wondering to where he'd gone. Then, feeling a swipe to his front.
" 𝙂𝙒𝘼𝙃—? "
Looked like it hurt. But the king was tougher than that. He would quickly turning and swatting away with his tail with a growl.
" You're gonna have to try a little harder than a scratch—! "
" 𝙂𝙒𝘼𝙃—? "
Looked like it hurt. But the king was tougher than that. He would quickly turning and swatting away with his tail with a growl.
" You're gonna have to try a little harder than a scratch—! "
February 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
He would turn, wondering to where he'd gone. Then, feeling a swipe to his front.
" 𝙂𝙒𝘼𝙃—? "
Looked like it hurt. But the king was tougher than that. He would quickly turning and swatting away with his tail with a growl.
" You're gonna have to try a little harder than a scratch—! "
" 𝙂𝙒𝘼𝙃—? "
Looked like it hurt. But the king was tougher than that. He would quickly turning and swatting away with his tail with a growl.
" You're gonna have to try a little harder than a scratch—! "
A glance over to the swordsman. The Koopa would tower over him, staring downward. A quick look to the sword he had wielded. . . before a laugh came out.
" 𝘽𝙒𝘼𝙃𝘼𝙃𝘼𝙃𝘼—! You think you're going to touch me with that toothpick? Please. "
Without a second thought, the king would breathe a huge
" 𝘽𝙒𝘼𝙃𝘼𝙃𝘼𝙃𝘼—! You think you're going to touch me with that toothpick? Please. "
Without a second thought, the king would breathe a huge
February 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
A glance over to the swordsman. The Koopa would tower over him, staring downward. A quick look to the sword he had wielded. . . before a laugh came out.
" 𝘽𝙒𝘼𝙃𝘼𝙃𝘼𝙃𝘼—! You think you're going to touch me with that toothpick? Please. "
Without a second thought, the king would breathe a huge
" 𝘽𝙒𝘼𝙃𝘼𝙃𝘼𝙃𝘼—! You think you're going to touch me with that toothpick? Please. "
Without a second thought, the king would breathe a huge
Loud thuds would echo, ground shaking with every stomp. Approaching was the Koopa King himself, followed by his own personal troops. Koopas, Goombas, Bullet Bills, the works.
Bah— this was their leader? He was a little spiky—haired pipsqueak!
A laugh as the king crossed his arms. Sizing up
Bah— this was their leader? He was a little spiky—haired pipsqueak!
A laugh as the king crossed his arms. Sizing up
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He then turned, now once again, looking into the distance, awaiting the arrivals of their enemies.
“ALRIGHT #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔, YOU WANT US!? COME AND GET US!”
“WE’RE RIGHT HERE!”
[ #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐗 #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 ]
He then turned, now once again, looking into the distance, awaiting the arrivals of their enemies.
“ALRIGHT #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔, YOU WANT US!? COME AND GET US!”
“WE’RE RIGHT HERE!”
[ #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐗 #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 ]
February 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Loud thuds would echo, ground shaking with every stomp. Approaching was the Koopa King himself, followed by his own personal troops. Koopas, Goombas, Bullet Bills, the works.
Bah— this was their leader? He was a little spiky—haired pipsqueak!
A laugh as the king crossed his arms. Sizing up
Bah— this was their leader? He was a little spiky—haired pipsqueak!
A laugh as the king crossed his arms. Sizing up
JESUS CHRIST WHATS WRONG WITH THAT OTHER ME
January 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
JESUS CHRIST WHATS WRONG WITH THAT OTHER ME
Shut the fuck up my son came up with this plan he needs this.
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⠀Nah. I'd win.
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⠀Nah. I'd win.
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( rubs hands maliciously. . . )
January 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Shut the fuck up my son came up with this plan he needs this.
( rubs hands maliciously. . . )
January 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
( rubs hands maliciously. . . )
Sheesh, that took forever.
January 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Sheesh, that took forever.
Maybe I should trap them all in paintings again.
January 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Maybe I should trap them all in paintings again.
I AM UNKILLABLE
January 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I AM UNKILLABLE
Reposted by 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗞𝗢𝗢𝗣𝗔 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚.
GWAHAHAHA—!
December 27, 2024 at 6:13 PM
GWAHAHAHA—!